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Gordon Ramsay Reveals His New Bakery Plan Gordon Behind Bars

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When Gordon's plan of getting prisoners in for 6AM for a lunch delivery service fails, he is forced to come up with a new plan. #GordonRamsay #Cooking F R I C K: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a womans breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. Onions? the son asks. Yes. You see them and they make you cry. This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there? The mother smiles and says, Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, its like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, its like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree? the daughter asks. Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.
Date: 2020-01-16

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Comments and reviews: 3

William Goring
Gordon Ramsay has got to come up with something some new game changer how many times can you watch him cook you know what I mean like he's going to cook this now yay he's going to cook that now yay where else is he going to cook yay it's getting boring just got to be a big game plan he's cooking up yay
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Darrell Wetzel jr.
I'm pissed. Mofo's in prison. Mofo's in the desert. Mofo's that live high in the mountains who see more goats than people have gotten to meet Gordon Ramsay and I have not. I'm just going to stand outside with a raw steak and hope he comes to yell at me.
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Liv and Lucy
Hey Gordon Ramsey My dream is to meet youI live in England and I hope maybe one day I could meet you You inspired me to buy my own restaurant and be a chefYour my idol and it would be an honour to meet you
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