MORTAL KOMBAT 11 AFTERMATH All Flirty Intros & Dirty Jokes Dialogue MK11
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Sephiroth: An Empress interesting.
Sindel: Stay where you are Monster!
Sephiroth: Shall i give you despair?
Sindel: A Magic Swordsman is a good touch.
Sephiroth: My Blade will touch your chest.
Sindel: Do it I dare you.
Date: 2023-11-15
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Operator
9: 06 Johnny: How did I confuse you with Sonya
Cassie: The thing is I.
Sonya in her movie outfit: Has anyone seen my classic out--Sees Cassie in her classic mortal Kombat outfit- I-d ground you for a month but I-ll make a day. Since I-ve been wearing that from the last 4 fights.
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9: 06 Johnny: How did I confuse you with Sonya
Cassie: The thing is I.
Sonya in her movie outfit: Has anyone seen my classic out--Sees Cassie in her classic mortal Kombat outfit- I-d ground you for a month but I-ll make a day. Since I-ve been wearing that from the last 4 fights.
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Operator
9: 06
Me: Ah there you are Sonya.
Cassie: wait I-m not
Me: Johnny I got Sonya ready for sparing
-after the intro
Johnny: How can you confuse my daughter with my wife?
Me: They were wearing the same outfit
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9: 06
Me: Ah there you are Sonya.
Cassie: wait I-m not
Me: Johnny I got Sonya ready for sparing
-after the intro
Johnny: How can you confuse my daughter with my wife?
Me: They were wearing the same outfit
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Maximus
Sheeva vs shao dialogue in the New Era
Sheeva: does it surprise you that I am queen
Shao Kahn: yes that sweet embrace of power feels good right?
Sheeva: yes but I managed to temper that power with wisdom
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Sheeva vs shao dialogue in the New Era
Sheeva: does it surprise you that I am queen
Shao Kahn: yes that sweet embrace of power feels good right?
Sheeva: yes but I managed to temper that power with wisdom
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fanjoy
'looking forward to a kinder and gentler outworld. '
'Why? Because I'm a woman? '
'Well, that and you're banging Liu Kang'
He makes a fair point, mainly the Liu Kang thing
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'looking forward to a kinder and gentler outworld. '
'Why? Because I'm a woman? '
'Well, that and you're banging Liu Kang'
He makes a fair point, mainly the Liu Kang thing
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DeathlikeSilence
TF2 Scout: -Hey there, good lookin'! I got a bucket of chicken! -
Kitana: -We do not eat fried chicken in Outworld, Scout. -
TF2 Scout: -Freakin' unbelievable! -
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TF2 Scout: -Hey there, good lookin'! I got a bucket of chicken! -
Kitana: -We do not eat fried chicken in Outworld, Scout. -
TF2 Scout: -Freakin' unbelievable! -
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Atanga
Sindel: ever lie with an edenian?
Jax: does not something on my bucket list
Sindel: what pathetic fool rejects me
Wow I really like empress sindel
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Sindel: ever lie with an edenian?
Jax: does not something on my bucket list
Sindel: what pathetic fool rejects me
Wow I really like empress sindel
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Killer
Since Kano will not return in MK 12 (he was killed in this one) let's honor him with a quote of his.
-Would you settle for me a sausage? -
-Kano 2019
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Since Kano will not return in MK 12 (he was killed in this one) let's honor him with a quote of his.
-Would you settle for me a sausage? -
-Kano 2019
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Rialy
I think the Kollector has a crush on Cassie but is too awkward too confess correctly. I guess 'Breeding stock- is his a way of saying -beautiful lady-
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I think the Kollector has a crush on Cassie but is too awkward too confess correctly. I guess 'Breeding stock- is his a way of saying -beautiful lady-
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Subbus
Kollector: I can sell any part of you.
Cassie: Don't get all handsy with me!
Kollector: Wait, no, that's not what I meant, oh god, oh fu-
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Kollector: I can sell any part of you.
Cassie: Don't get all handsy with me!
Kollector: Wait, no, that's not what I meant, oh god, oh fu-
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OW
>I asked to fight the greatest warrior
>and he has appeared before you
>at least you have spunk
BONK
thats not flirty youre just horny
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>I asked to fight the greatest warrior
>and he has appeared before you
>at least you have spunk
BONK
thats not flirty youre just horny
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Bryan
Kano: wanna taste Australia-s best blood sausage
Scarlet: I rather taste your blood Kano
Kano: would you settle for my sausage
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Kano: wanna taste Australia-s best blood sausage
Scarlet: I rather taste your blood Kano
Kano: would you settle for my sausage
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Alisibeth
Skarlet: -I came to suck you dry. -
Kung Lao: -Skarlet, we hardly know each other! -
I'm _cackling_ at this, bro. --
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Skarlet: -I came to suck you dry. -
Kung Lao: -Skarlet, we hardly know each other! -
I'm _cackling_ at this, bro. --
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TrapNerdRob
Interesting as much as shang tsung likes Sonya he should had her as his woman in the new era aftermath ending
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Interesting as much as shang tsung likes Sonya he should had her as his woman in the new era aftermath ending
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Lucas
Skarlet: -I came to suck you dry
Kung Lao: -Skarlet, we Harley know each other. -
My thoughts: - -Suck- what?
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Skarlet: -I came to suck you dry
Kung Lao: -Skarlet, we Harley know each other. -
My thoughts: - -Suck- what?
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Exhumed17
If you took Sonya and gave her Jax's proportions (Especially in the arms) you'd get Abby from TLOU 2. ROFL
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If you took Sonya and gave her Jax's proportions (Especially in the arms) you'd get Abby from TLOU 2. ROFL
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