Math Jokes Explained - Numberphile
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A LOT airplane ran into bad weather. The captain announced something in Polish, and passengers began moving around - from one side of the airplane to the other. A foreigner among the passengers, who didn't understand Polish, asked what was going on, and he was explained: -You know, in order to get stability, you must never have a Pole in the right-hand side of the plane-.
Date: 2022-04-08
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Konstantinos
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting at a coffee shop oposite a building. Watching the people passing by they observe that 2 people enter the building and then, after some time, 3 exit the building without any other people entering between the two observations.
- Our measurement was not sufficiently accurate-, says the physicist.
-They have reproduced-, says the biologist.
-If one more person enters the building then the building is going to be empty-, says the mathematician.
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A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting at a coffee shop oposite a building. Watching the people passing by they observe that 2 people enter the building and then, after some time, 3 exit the building without any other people entering between the two observations.
- Our measurement was not sufficiently accurate-, says the physicist.
-They have reproduced-, says the biologist.
-If one more person enters the building then the building is going to be empty-, says the mathematician.
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Scott
Three statisticians decide to try deer hunting. One of them has a hunter friend who lends them two rifles. They head to the woods and after searching for a little while they spot a deer. The two statisticians with the rifles both take aim and fire. One hits a tree five feet to the left of the deer. The other hits a rock five feet to the right of the deer. The third statistician yells, -We got him! -
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Three statisticians decide to try deer hunting. One of them has a hunter friend who lends them two rifles. They head to the woods and after searching for a little while they spot a deer. The two statisticians with the rifles both take aim and fire. One hits a tree five feet to the left of the deer. The other hits a rock five feet to the right of the deer. The third statistician yells, -We got him! -
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Bart
An engineer wakes up, smells smoke, sees fire in one corner of the room and a fire extinguisher in the other. Does a quick calculation. grabs the fire extinguisher, extinguishes the fire. Goes back to sleep. A mathematician wakes up, smells smoke, sees fire in one corner of the room and a fire extinguisher in the other. Does a quick calculation. and goes back to sleep satisfied a solution exists.
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An engineer wakes up, smells smoke, sees fire in one corner of the room and a fire extinguisher in the other. Does a quick calculation. grabs the fire extinguisher, extinguishes the fire. Goes back to sleep. A mathematician wakes up, smells smoke, sees fire in one corner of the room and a fire extinguisher in the other. Does a quick calculation. and goes back to sleep satisfied a solution exists.
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Semih
A plane carrying a physicist, a chemist and a mathematician, crashes into an island and all the crew dies but them. They find 3 cans of food, one for each. Physicist builds a simple machine and opens his can and eats the food. The chemist puts acid on the lid, opens it, and eats the food. Mathematician says -Assume that the can is open. -
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A plane carrying a physicist, a chemist and a mathematician, crashes into an island and all the crew dies but them. They find 3 cans of food, one for each. Physicist builds a simple machine and opens his can and eats the food. The chemist puts acid on the lid, opens it, and eats the food. Mathematician says -Assume that the can is open. -
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Isabella
When I was aged six to ten, I would always make the joke of seven ate nine. Like -oh no, why are u eating nine? - and -now you're being eaten by seven! - and -Michael's going to eat u, he's seven years old and ur nine! -. Literally every birthday I attended during that period of my life, I said the exact same joke.
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When I was aged six to ten, I would always make the joke of seven ate nine. Like -oh no, why are u eating nine? - and -now you're being eaten by seven! - and -Michael's going to eat u, he's seven years old and ur nine! -. Literally every birthday I attended during that period of my life, I said the exact same joke.
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Michael
Those were so silly as to be hilarious. I was laughing at everyone of those except the last one or two. The mosquito and the mountain joke required so much explanation that if you weren't already tuned in to the meaning immediately you definitely were not after the long explanation.
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Those were so silly as to be hilarious. I was laughing at everyone of those except the last one or two. The mosquito and the mountain joke required so much explanation that if you weren't already tuned in to the meaning immediately you definitely were not after the long explanation.
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kdmq
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the next one half a pint, the next one a third of a pint, then a quarter of a pint. The bartender says -There isn't enough beer because you don't know your harmonics. -
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the next one half a pint, the next one a third of a pint, then a quarter of a pint. The bartender says -There isn't enough beer because you don't know your harmonics. -
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miguel
Three logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender asks: -Do you all want a drink? -
The first logician says: -I don't know. -
The second logician says: -I don't know. -
The third logician says: -Yes. -
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Three logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender asks: -Do you all want a drink? -
The first logician says: -I don't know. -
The second logician says: -I don't know. -
The third logician says: -Yes. -
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Ziphoroc
Thanks for making me and everyone wearing headphones ears bleed right at the start of the video. Not even going to watch past the 10 seconds I already had to endure.
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Thanks for making me and everyone wearing headphones ears bleed right at the start of the video. Not even going to watch past the 10 seconds I already had to endure.
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