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Ted Cruz Wows CPAC Crowd with Lively Lib-Owns, Trumps Stolen Documents & Americas Most Wanted Bear

Ted Cruz Wows CPAC Crowd with Lively Lib-Owns, Trumps Stolen Documents & Americas Most Wanted Bear

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With another day of war in Eastern Europe even the Taliban are pushing for peaceful resolution, Russian forces have taken Chernobyl, a 500lb bear named Hank is wreaking havoc in Lake Tahoe and should maybe have his own reality show, President Biden made his choice to fill the open Supreme Court seat, the House Oversight Committee has expanded their investigation to include how Trump absconded with sensitive White House documents, day two of the CPAC conference is underway with Trump set to speak tomorrow, the whole experience is available in VR, Ted Cruz wowed the crowd with his lib-owns, there are all sorts of seminars for attendees at CPAC with crazy titles, the CDC relaxed their mask guidelines, and we open the Corona time capsule for a February edition of This Month in COVID History
Date: 2022-06-05

Comments and reviews: 10


Let us compare the bravery and leadership qualities of Sen. Ted and President Zelinski. Pres. Zelinski says he will stand and fight with his people, even with bombs and missiles raining from the skies, he proves to be a man of his word, and stays. The lights go off in Texas and people are literally freezing to death, Sen. Ted flies to Cancun where it is warm. Zelinski is an actor turned President. Cruz is a senator turned actor.
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And how many documents did he flush and tear up? When he said people flush their toilets 15 times now we know where he got that number from. Wasn't us flushing toilets it was him. Did any of the toilets even work in the White House
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I think it's high time we call these humourless dingbats to their faces. The moment trump left the office, these clowns absolutely lost their comedy skills (or they did have any skills to begin with, I don't know)
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dam jimmy give us some warning next time my god the bear was enough but the woman, at least I think that was a woman. but dam I can not unsee that, and its burned into my brain forever.
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What would we do without our great comedians to help us laugh? Sometimes
things are kind of distressing and we need
help to keep our sense of humor. We love
you Jimmy!

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Hmm hank is bigfoot. hank just tryna eat some scraps and get his swoll on. but seriously people save hanks life. quit feeding him. dont feed wildlife period and chase them away
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I mean at this point it's just a parody of themselves.
What the hell is Ted Cruz even talkin about, just release your mind and laugh at them like Tucker Carlson on crack.

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This is Jimmy Kimmel! He is a talk show host! Duh! He will do whatever it takes to get a rating. Senator Cruz? Come on Jimmy. You can do better than that.
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Im starting to believe the Trump cultist really think in their heads that they are not as obsurd as they really are in reality eh? Mind-boggling really
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Have the CIA capture Putin and bring him back to California. Feed Putin to Hank the Tank. Problem solved. Hanks picture on the ten-dollar bill!
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