NASA Goes Full Armageddon, Sad Giants Fan Shows Up, and Jimmy & Guillermo in the Brooklyn Bookmobile
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Fun to ride in the Bookmobile; no doubt. Pleasant driver. That was so funny and such a sweet song you sounded great Guillermo.
You are so funny Jimmy and Guillermo.
Date: 2022-09-28
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Leanne
God asks Bush: What do you believe in?
Bush answers: I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!
Very well, says God. Come sit to my right.
Next, God asks Obama: What do you believe in?
Obama answers: I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all.
Good, says God. You shall sit to my left.
Finally, God asks Trump: What do you believe in?
Trump answers: I believe you're sitting in my chair.
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God asks Bush: What do you believe in?
Bush answers: I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!
Very well, says God. Come sit to my right.
Next, God asks Obama: What do you believe in?
Obama answers: I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all.
Good, says God. You shall sit to my left.
Finally, God asks Trump: What do you believe in?
Trump answers: I believe you're sitting in my chair.
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Leanne
A girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work.
The bartender asks: Oh? What do you do?
The girl replies: I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family.
The bartender asks: Tough job, huh?
The girl says: Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart either.
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A girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work.
The bartender asks: Oh? What do you do?
The girl replies: I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family.
The bartender asks: Tough job, huh?
The girl says: Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart either.
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Courage
Honestly, at this point, with the trajectory of the world right now, including politicians and the rich and powerful refusing to do jack about it, we'd almost be better off getting destroyed by a large space rock. All I know is, however the world ends, I'll go out burning one down, with a big smile on my face!
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Honestly, at this point, with the trajectory of the world right now, including politicians and the rich and powerful refusing to do jack about it, we'd almost be better off getting destroyed by a large space rock. All I know is, however the world ends, I'll go out burning one down, with a big smile on my face!
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Twytchblade
I'm sad for the future generation since last century.
The decline/decimation of Dewey Decimal system as well as physical/hard copy reading (hard bounds and paperbacks) are now or will become an extinct relic of the 20th century.
Sure.
Save the trees.
Ban the plastics.
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I'm sad for the future generation since last century.
The decline/decimation of Dewey Decimal system as well as physical/hard copy reading (hard bounds and paperbacks) are now or will become an extinct relic of the 20th century.
Sure.
Save the trees.
Ban the plastics.
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Christiaan
Jimmy's remotes are always so good. The people on the street -- west or east coast -- are always nice people, and good sports, Guillermo is so cute and winning, and Jimmy has a great light touch as the emcee/host. Bravo to all concerned. And thanks for the great content.
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Jimmy's remotes are always so good. The people on the street -- west or east coast -- are always nice people, and good sports, Guillermo is so cute and winning, and Jimmy has a great light touch as the emcee/host. Bravo to all concerned. And thanks for the great content.
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josoverthehill
When Jimmy does sign off on his show - whenever that is. I think they should offer the chair to Guillermo. I can't stand most sidekicks, but he is the absolute best. He's up for anything, has fun doing it, and makes it entertaining as hell.
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When Jimmy does sign off on his show - whenever that is. I think they should offer the chair to Guillermo. I can't stand most sidekicks, but he is the absolute best. He's up for anything, has fun doing it, and makes it entertaining as hell.
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Keepon
Imagine all these engineers
Focused on earthly problems
NASA should be required to
Fix some potholes
Feed some homeless people
And build affordable housing
And stargaze from telescopes
ONLY
WASTING ALL THIS DAMN MONEY!
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Imagine all these engineers
Focused on earthly problems
NASA should be required to
Fix some potholes
Feed some homeless people
And build affordable housing
And stargaze from telescopes
ONLY
WASTING ALL THIS DAMN MONEY!
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н м
Two questions; If the NFL teams both play in New Jersey why aren't they the New Jersey Giants & New Jersey Jets? And I know about the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry but who is the arch-nemesis of the Mets? Do they have one?
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Two questions; If the NFL teams both play in New Jersey why aren't they the New Jersey Giants & New Jersey Jets? And I know about the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry but who is the arch-nemesis of the Mets? Do they have one?
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Immortal
Never gotten so high I was unable to chew, but I have gotten so high I was unable to lift the fork to my mouth That was an epic night. The I-Can't-Chew Cookbook brought back fun memories.
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Never gotten so high I was unable to chew, but I have gotten so high I was unable to lift the fork to my mouth That was an epic night. The I-Can't-Chew Cookbook brought back fun memories.
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Kyle
Jimmy was trying to say something about NASA the moment he mentioned how much it cost suddenly the subject changes and he looks caught off guard about it.
Just a conspiracy I guess
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Jimmy was trying to say something about NASA the moment he mentioned how much it cost suddenly the subject changes and he looks caught off guard about it.
Just a conspiracy I guess
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Alisa
I worked in the library downtown atl I can tell u some crazy stories. Craziest thing ever happened guy decided to take a bath in front of me with a bucket n bottle water.
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I worked in the library downtown atl I can tell u some crazy stories. Craziest thing ever happened guy decided to take a bath in front of me with a bucket n bottle water.
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Shawn
Colbert adjusted the D. A. R. T. acronym to S. H. A. R. T. and Kimmel changed it to F. A. R. T. Writing on late night TV has really regressed since Dave was on the air.
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Colbert adjusted the D. A. R. T. acronym to S. H. A. R. T. and Kimmel changed it to F. A. R. T. Writing on late night TV has really regressed since Dave was on the air.
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Virginia
OMG the difference between Brooklyn and LA, Kimmel: What books do you like to read? Brooklyn: I read history. I enjoy books about botany, LA: what's a book?
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OMG the difference between Brooklyn and LA, Kimmel: What books do you like to read? Brooklyn: I read history. I enjoy books about botany, LA: what's a book?
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Col
Man Americans will literally cheer for anything huh?
Shut tf up! There's no need to act like you won the powerball over a line like it's great to be back.
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Man Americans will literally cheer for anything huh?
Shut tf up! There's no need to act like you won the powerball over a line like it's great to be back.
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