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Jimmy Kimmel Puts Federal Employees to Work During Government Shutdown USDA Safety Inspector

Jimmy Kimmel Puts Federal Employees to Work During Government Shutdown USDA Safety Inspector

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Today is Day 24 of the government shutdown. Nearly 800, 000 federal employees are working without pay. So we are putting a federal employee to work every night until the shutdown ends. Tonight, Jimmy hires USDA Safety Inspector Sandy Cross to be our meteorologist. This is now the longest government shutdown of all-time, and Trump says it will not end until he gets his wall. He is desperately trying to pin this shutdown on Democrats, even though we remember a time all the way back in December of the year 2018 when a man who looked exactly like him proudly told a roomful of reporters 'I will take all the blame for a government shutdown. ' Trump Getting Along with Russia is a Good Thing, Not a Bad Thing
Date: 2022-06-05

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Jokes aside people need to stop misusing the word 'meteorologist' when they mean 'weather person. '
A meteorologist actually studies the weather and helps predict it. A weather person merely reports on it.
We don't call every pundit with an opinion a 'political scientist. ' We don't consider every journalist relaying the latest tech news a 'scientist' or an 'engineer. ' And certainly not every reporter doing the usual animal piece at the end of each half hour is considered a 'zoologist. '

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Heres what you do. Write the bill, but use the term peaches, in stead of wall, at his behest. Right after he signs, order 5. 7B worth of peaches and then distribute them to the federal workers. If he complains, just tell him that he got his peaches, its in the bill.
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I got a wall around my house to keep the police and govt out. And jehovahs witnees and evangelicals, and mormoms, and anyont else who wants to bother me about something i dont want to hear about.
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Home Alone 1600: Trump is by himself in the White House, Melania went to Florida and forgot to bring him. He spends the weekend fighting of Mueller and Comey with childish booby traps
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I love how everyone is acting like this is the first govt shutdown we have had when Obama did the same thing to force Obamacare through. Hypocrisy at its finest leftists.
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Just what 'a consumer' needs! Hollywood 'inspects the flesh' for the U. S. D. A! How appropriate for your audience. It is majick and you will ACCEPT
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But Jimmy, the folks at the National Weather Service aren't getting paid either. Are going to have one of them inspecting meat?
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I would do a Steve Erwin accent and say the wind is over 300 miles and hour here while i fake hang on to a street sign
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Does anyone Here Have the phone number to the White House?
Thank you.
I need to have a talk with Our president.

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You guys should get a National Weather Service meteorologist from Oxnard who is working without pay right now.
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