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Texas is OPEN, Trump Wants Vaccine Credit & Jimmy Pranks 4th Graders

Texas is OPEN, Trump Wants Vaccine Credit & Jimmy Pranks 4th Graders

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Alaska became the first state to offer vaccines to every resident over the age of 16, Texas state-wide mask mandate is officially over and the bars are open, the House passed President Bidens $1. 9 trillion COVID relief bill in spite of Republicans, we look back at what people on the street said about Coronavirus one year ago today, Donald Trump wants us to remember he helped with the vaccine, and Jimmy pranks a 4th grade class at Ellis Elementary in Las Vegas
Date: 2022-06-05

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World Health Organization has just WARNED: The CORONA may PERMANENTLY STAY. SO WHAT? By REVOLUTIONARY, MUTUALLY DISTANCING Corona Free- Residences CFR on extant Highways-Sides, we, all the people, can survive, live well, healthy, well-connected to dear ones and go anyway, any time, anywhere in the entire globe, but some clubs, malls, academies and grand cities die hard. SO HOW TO AVOID FOOLING OURSELVES THEN OUR DEAR AND RESPECTED ONES? CHECK OUT FIRST Type #1: Top-Quality CFR added on the sides of EXISTING Interstate Highway System, IHS owned by the states, include 100-meter (300 ft) distancing apart, 1-FLOOR Private CFR-Units with 'service roads' linking them to Existing IHS SERVICE ISLANDS 20 miles apart [with extant restaurants, gas stations, pharmacies, groceries, etc. ], while Type #2 is same, yet owners can directly enter '2 LANES IHS' some in the vast deserts, freezing lands and the grand canyons-mountains-lakes-forests of the world, but avoid current tourist attractions, make your own path. FARMERS get extra Climate Credit for OLD-TYPE HORSE-VANS SERVING FRESH MILK, BREAD, EGGS, FRUITS, VEGIES, etc. just out each CFR unit. CITIES Most may be able to keep their performing arts centers, worshipping facilities, Courts, Pharmacies, Libraries, Museums, Restaurants, Zoos, Entertainment Areas, Car-Home Centers, Material Shops, City Halls-Services, Train, Taxi & Bus Hubs/Gas St, open & support nearby airports/ports, but most malls, stadiums, banks would Physically Close. University Campuses & ALL CLUBS Some may be able keep their Hospitals, Facilities, Private Parks-Beaches and Sport Teams functioning but most would turn into public parks/beaches, Research-Gov-Services or Corona-Guarantee Areas, Schools, Banking, ATM machines May function mainly online, but not globally. Buildings & High Rises sadly and catastrophic to many, may be abandoned in time, but positively converted into the Grandest Nursing Homes, and warm new homes to the so many hopeless, poor, past homeless.
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As a brit who knows nowt about american news tbf, you'd think I'd enjoy watching james corden over jimmy kimmel. But no. i don't like james talking about american news it's made me like him less. Jimmy kimmel does his news spot so well and so funny. Don't get me started on fallon. I'm not a fan of his at all. Cos he's just not funny at all. No, kimmel is my go to dude.
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TX and FL are in hot, sweaty competition for being the worst state in the United States, or anywhere, but with all the other perpetually bitter and inbred Cult of trump states[all states who voted for trump]in hot pursuit, it's an embarrassingly close race to bottom. and to kiss trump's bottom.
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Captain bozo over here telling people how they are supposed to think. Hey jimmy, how can you be pro choice and not think people have the right to choose what they wear? My body my choice right?
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Im Texan and Ive always wore a mask and have taken both of the vaccine shots and still wear a mask in public, were not all crazy here but way to many of us are.
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Trump has selective memory. One of the first vaccines that came out was not funded by the US government so, NO, you would not have had to wait 5 years.
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Jimmy, what are you going to do for April Fools Day? You're such a prankster, I imagine you'll do something for sure, and I'm looking forward to it.

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He should get credit. Hes the one who had it made, but course typical liberals like you werent gonna allow that and give all the credit to Biden.
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Texas amateurs. When Wisconsin businesses closed the tavern association sued the government to reopen. So theyve basically never been closed.
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The overwrought babies differently scorch because actress regularly glue off a heartbreaking pansy. vagabond, gifted square
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