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China MAD Over Shot Down Weather Balloon, Trump Wants Firing Squads & George Santos Steals Puppies

China MAD Over Shot Down Weather Balloon, Trump Wants Firing Squads & George Santos Steals Puppies

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Jimmy and his wife Molly started the morning by having an argument about whether you put lotion on before or after the shower, Microsoft announced that they have officially disabled Internet Explorer, Trump is reportedly talking to advisors about bringing back firing squads if elected again, fraudigal son Don Jr has been doing Daddy s dirty work again lashing out at Biden s press Secretary, Men will soon be able to take a pill that will stop their sperm for swimming for an hour, George Santos was charged in Pennsylvania with stealing puppies from multiple breeders, the Senate was briefed yesterday on the three UAPs shot down over the weekend, China is sticking to their claim that the first one we shot down was a weather balloon that got blown off course, and people are dumb so we headed out to Hollywood Blvd for a lying saucer edition of Lie Witness News. tomitstube: a 1990's koch brothers study was done that showed millions of americans use guns in self-defense every year. gun quacks quote this study to this day. the study was severely debunked. someone used to same method of evidence gathering to see how many people have been abducted by aliens, the study showed even more people are abducted by aliens than use guns in self defense.
Date: 2023-02-16

Comments and reviews: 14


Jimmy has a point about putting lotion on before a shower although his argument was not what I would make. I've noticed there is always a lotion residue after my skin has absorbed as much as it can after I have rubbed it in. Taking a shower afterwards would remove the excess instead of it sticking to my clothes.
Am I the only one who has this problem with lotion? I never thought about it before, but maybe Jimmy's idea makes sense.

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So, we got Don Jr. the man s father can t say a word with out a f ck up. Never been to college. If he did I personally don t know. If he did, it was pay for. Talk mess about a woman that has to deal with people like you. Come on, homie get a job. Meant a real one. She s not getting called in to court.
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These Amish dog breeders are not reputable breeders, they run puppy mills, and, run them wiht horrible conditions for the poor dogs. They often have hundreds of dogs living in cages and having litter after litter. Do not feel sorry fog the Amish farmer, he is exploiting animals in a very cruel way.
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The nerve of Don Jr. to talk about Karine's qualification while Boebert is sitting in Congress with a GED! At least, Karine has a Masters degree. Love that joke about Congress being briefed. like they could do anything. As for Aaron, he's been hit too many times! What a dingleberry!
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I foster for a Golden Retriever rescue. You should know the Amish have a terrible reputation for inhumane treatment of dogs in their breeder farms. Stealing puppies from them might be the one good thing Santos has done in the last 10 years. I wish they were all closed down.
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Just a side note. The Amish man was most likely not a simple, good farmer who happened to be selling puppies. The Amish are well known for having puppy mills, in which the animals are treated as livestock and raised in conditions that other breeders consider to be inhumane.
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This Santos crap has gone on long enough. It's really not funny. This man is a known criminal, been caught on hundreds of ridiculous lies, is an absolute fraud and is sitting in congress with nobody doing anything about it. Our government is beyond corrupt at this point.
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The GOP needs to be permanently voted out of every single position. They all want: firing squads, interment camps, getting rid of all civil rights amongst the taking away social security, Medicare, and military benefits. Just think of 1984 on steroids.
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To be honest, if I ever wanted to be killed (though I do not want to, by guillotine always seemed the most humane to me. I know friends who thought firing squad was. I don't often agree with Trump but the chemical euthanizing agent is real scary.
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As a lifelong Green Bay Packer fan, I really wish we had a quarterback that kept his crazy thoughts to himself. After having people tell him how great he is for the past several years, Aaron Rodgers has lost touch with reality.
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When Guillermo told Jimmy his wife was right I could hear that bus backing up over Jimmy. Beep, beep, beep, beep LMAO!
BTW. Jimmy? Your wife is 100% right.
Friends of Ivanka. That sounds like a cult LOL!

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Amish 'breeders' are puppy mills. A reputable breeder would never allow someone to take four puppies. There would be an interview process. Reputable breeders would not just have puppies available when someone walks in.
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To be fair, Amish breeders horribly abuse their mill pups. they're known for basically discarding their mama dogs and abusing them. stealing is still wrong, but maybe George Santos has a heart for puppies?
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We don't need firing squads. We need people to be allowed to duel In a sanctioned league. There are too many issues where we cant sue someone. But we can all duel.
That's how I'd make america great again.

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