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Every Sonic game is blasphemous - Unraveled

Every Sonic game is blasphemous - Unraveled

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You might think Sonic the Hedgehog has a storied history, but Brian David Gilbert is here to unravel why that history is completely wrong Seeing how the emeralds represent all gross things and they combined with sonics being wouldnt it make him into a being that represents the gross and negative energy in the world, thats why he never cried to egg mans possible deaths, or anything else he has done including multiple cases of property damage as well as other crimes\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 16


I spent so much of this video thinking Brian had found some old cartoon or book about a hedgehog named Sonny and said -hey, that kinda sounds like Sonic, wouldn't it be funny if I made this video acting like that was the real Sonic? -. Then he mentioned Kintobor and I realized, with creeping dread, that this was real Sonic content.
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Oh my god that whole thing with Sonic and how his dad died then he might have dude it was like a father figure. Then he helped that father figure build a machine that turned him evil. Now he has to fight his father figure that's just insomniax Spider-Man with Dr. Octopus
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well, the chaos emeralds do have that negative energy in them in the games, but they also have an equal amount of positive energy to counter-balance. It never said that it was JUST negative energy. It just said that it had that negative energy. (sa1 final story)
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This is a bit too crazy of a video for my taste and it's not even because of the subject - I'm decently used to Sonic media being all sorts of crazy. No, it's the utterly unhinged man who talks about all of this, A. K. A. Brian David Gilbert.
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Okay, but Robotnik originally being Sonic-s father figure would make a great plot twist
Too bad -Robotnik- is a name made up for localizing to America
He has always been called -Eggman- in Japanese, even during early development

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7: 39 fun fact, Sega has actually banned any use of Sonic showing excessive negative emotion, such as sadness, to the point of making it so he can't cry over his childrens erasure from existence in the Sonic comics.
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-And either Sonic IS a God, or could KILL God, and I do not CARE if there is a difference! - is a line that went through my friend's name (who did not know about Super Sonic) when she was watching the Sonic 2 movie
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I love sonic 06 I love sonic 06 I love sonic 06 I love sonic o6s its te best game ever crated I love sonicv 60 I love SONIC )- I LOV SONCIC OF SIXS I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
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Watching this after he voices winter king makes it funny because in my head winter king is standing there yelling about some hedgehog from his childhood to ice Marceline
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It's funny how the last part is about Sonic being resurrected and him being made of infinite energy
And how in the games he is exactly that
Which is kinda funny

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Wait, hedgehogs dont naturally exist in America. thats ehy the whole backstory was thrown out. She cant be the mother of sonic she doesnt know anything about hedgehogs.
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It's fun to imagine BDG as a theater kid who doesn't like video games at all, but he hears about the characters from friends and filters that through his theater brain
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Look all I'm saying is: If you ditch the copyrighted names and bend some of these ideas a bit, the game BDG pitches sounds a LOT like Insomniac's Spider-man.
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i paused a lot to read the stuff around 5 minutes and i kept misreading kintobor as kinktober so that should tell you something about my online life
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I would like it to go on record that I performed the Sonic Monologue for an actual competition in front of several judges. No regrets.
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It's killing me, anybody know the same of the background song at 2: 22/12: 40? Tried looking for it but can't find it
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