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LGR Plays - Train Simulator 2012

LGR Plays - Train Simulator 2012

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Gameplay and commentary on Railworks 3: Train Simulator 2012, showing zombies and more extreme train derailment than is necessary techmaniac43: Guys, im going to be honest i don't know what to comment, so im going to give you an useful recipe of how to make rice.
First your going to need
Rice
onion (a half)
garlic ( 2 garlics)
Sweet pepper ( A half)
some oil
And water ( but that is at the final of the recipe)
Preparation:
First you need to turn on your rice cooker, after that you have to cut the Onion, sweet pepper and garlic in small chunks. Put the oil in the rice cooker and put the cutted things ( best explanation ever. okay let's continue) Now when all is already cooked, put the rice and the water. Only fill the half of the rice cooker, don't be exaggerated. When you see that the rice is floating in the water, put back the top, and wait until the rice is finished.
That's all, continue scrolling down in the comments.
Have a nice day/night

Date: 2022-04-14

Comments and reviews: 9


What I like about your reviews is that you play games and sims like a human being, and are not afraid of screwing up (or you know enough to screw up entertainingly. The Duke Nukem voice gets a little old, but that's not so much in evidence here.
Hope you're doing some recent things! I like these because I'm cheap, and even more hopeless at games. So seeing someone else play it gives me an idea of what the game is about.

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-Of course, if you hit a nuclear bomb in the middle of the track randomly while you're fiddling with your windshield wipers, you never know where you might end up. - Dude, I completely lost it when the train derailed at the beginning xD Not good when everyone else is asleep haha Another game to add to my list!
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Came back to watch/enjoy Clint's hysterical laugh. In all seriousness as a big train guy and fan of LGR I would love to see Clint dedicate a video to Microsoft Train Simulator. A Windows 98 game that still has a HUGE community and new content created daily. pretty amazing for a game nearly a quarter century old.
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If you look very closely, that 'derailment' is caused by. a stick on the track. I'm not even joking, at 3: 21 look on the right-hand rail just next to the signal. It actually makes it funnier that it wasn't just a random glitch, but now we know why British Rail is held up by The Wrong Kinds Of Leaves. XD
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The train was in the air for 25 seconds. That means it took 12. 5 seconds of freefall to hit the ground. Knowing this, and the force of acceleration due to gravity, we get a hight of about 510 feet. This train is completely capable of jumping the sears tower, disregarding the lightning rods.
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Dat HUGE air! Only thing I can think of that would cause that is a programming bug in which a variable was divided by a variable approaching zero, causing the result to approach infinity, which made that train catapult high into the air.
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OMG, I had to stop the video at the 4ish minute mark because the unexpected and uncontrollable laughter caught me by surprise and had me rolling! That was absolutely great! I'm going to rewind and watch again!
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I come to this video every year or more just to watch that train derail. I still remember the first time I saw that and I couldn-t breathe and I was in tears I was laughing so hard
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-This isn't a game, it's a simulation. -
Then a minute later, derailment causes a train to go airborne.
What? You didn't know trains were made out of styrofoam?

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