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The Biggest Unanswered Questions In The Last Jedi

The Biggest Unanswered Questions In The Last Jedi

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The Biggest Unanswered Questions In The Last Jedi Dreyn: Unanswered questions? The movie was sit! End of story! If it failed to improve your life and give you some good things to think about, then it FAILED as entertainment! The children of 1977 who were only fans of R2-D2, grew up to see a tiny cameo of the character. What IS THAT sit? Even the droid gets kicked out of the film? What ARE they doing? The only viewable thing that I CAN SEE is they make money and it all comes from us! There is only 1 purpose to THIS entertainment. The fans of 1977 R2-D2 grew up to watch an adult version of starwars and they were NOT impressed! We were NOT led to a better place it seems. So to end it all, Luke grows up and gets to train some chick? What IS that shit? 1970's starwars did NOT start off with THAT FORMULA! Avoid the film like the plague! Mark has had much of his life ruined by the rolla coaster ride this famous series has done and we see its NO different with this movie. Good and terrible at the same time! I feel sorry for the guy! It's NOT his fault or the character, its ALWAYS the plot line. And another thing! STOP MAKING 2 bets with every poster you make! Give LUKE his own poster for F sake! The guy deserves it by now! Put some scene and just Luke for a change! It's a piece of paper and you can't even get it right with that! Politics on a 40cent piece of paper and you're SO cheap you even STUFF THAT UP TOO! They can't even make a poster WE WANT TO OWN! Piss off starwars!
Date: 2020-07-14

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Star Wars Episode 9: The Last Paycheck. Here's the story for the next and final Star Wars movie; Rey will kill Kylo and restore the Jedi order. There will be a new Sith Lord and darth (insert catchy name here. Finn and Rose will have another useless adventure, presumably to find DJ and extract some justice for his betrayal. Poe will light speed kamikaze a small ship into the entire First Order fleet and destroy it. The good guys will win as always. There is absolutely nothing about Star Wars episode 9 that is unpredictable or interesting in any way. Disney will just get a semi decent paycheck and then pass off the Star Wars brand after they milk every last cent they can from it to some idiot company foolish enough to think they can revive this pile of garbage that the Star Wars brand has become. The End.
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It's amazing how this pig Rian Johnson simply destroyed everything with only one movie. There is no more future for this trilogy. Not only that, he also destroyed the basic structure of Star Wars from the original trilogy. You can see clearly during the interviews how sad Mark Hamill is about it. ''Let the past die'' my ass. Star Wars is way bigger than this shitty director desire of having a Star Wars without Skywalkers. Skywalkers are Star Wars. Period. This new trilogy only lives because they had the old characters back. Nobody cares about the new ones.
And guess what? This same pig is going to direct a whole new trilogy! Great decision, Disney.

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Why are the rebels down to one last ship between episode 7 and 8? Why didn't the first order just speed up to the rebel ship? Why didn't they send Tie Fighters to destroy the ship? Why did the rebels wait until last minutes for a distress call? Why is Rose even in this movie? Why did the Purple hair lady not tell Poe about the escape plan? Why does Phasma come back then die 5 minutes after? Why does Finn add nothing to the movie? Why is Han Solo Death mentioned and then nothing? Why is R2d2 and chewie wasted? Why does Luke want the Jedi to end? I can go on and on
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I was kind of hoping that the caves underneath the island that Luke was on would have been a long lost kyber crsytal cave or something like that. And Rey would have a chance to construct her own lightsaber. What I believe is missing from these new movies is stuff relating to the jedi. I want to see the jedi order make a comeback. Create relations between the characters; they're all too bland. The only good thing I'm taking away from this movie is seeing Yoda again and that Luke is now a force ghost; although I wish we could have seen Anakin as a force ghost too.
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1. Star wars legends shows that jedi can transfer their spirit out of their body to teleport their spiritual form towards somewhere else. If your spiritual form gets damaged your body will as well.
2. Snoke did the same as luke did, but snoke is way way stronger (what i suspect.
3. Rey is shown what she asked for. She asked for her parents and it was shown she has none. She feels the force within herself and thats also what she sees. She is created by the force itself, just like anakin skywalker was probably created by the force.

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About Luke and the island, first of all he's alive because. well, suicide isn't that easy. Just because he wants to live out his life in seclusion doesn't mean he wants to end his life. Also it could be argued that the map isn't to find Luke, but the Jedi temple itself.
About Leia's powers, it's very likely what she did wasn't on purpose, but rather instinctively wanting to get inside and that being turned into action by the Force. Same goes for Rey and her powers, much of what she does seems instinctual, rather than trained

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The cave to me was pretty straight forward. When Luke is being trained and finds the dark cave he faces his fear of following in his father's footsteps and becoming a sith. In Reys case she is afraid yet curious of the identity of her parents and when she is about to see them she sees her reflection again. A scene with Kylo helps show this when he tells Rey her parents were a bunch of junkies on Jakku who sold her off. I still believe this was used to throw us off the scent of knowing who her parents are.
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I'm gonna say it. been a fan of Star Wars since childhood, I love it, the whole damn thing. I've had my share of issues with the franchise (midichlorians, Jar Jar, unneeded cgi, who shot first, the prequels in general) but, not caring about the hate, I'm gonna say it. I liked the porgs! I think they're cute and cuddly and I want one! And yes, I do wonder what they taste like. I prefer them over Ewoks and Jawas and. whatever, I liked them ok? Last Jedi has lots of issues, porgs ain't one
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Why didnt Holdo ram the ship into the enemies earlier?
She was going to sacrifice herself anyway, so why wait until half of the escape ships are destroyed before comin to that decision.
Just shows how bad this movie was. Thought after Force i couldnt be more disappointed.
How can people still say episode 1-3 was worse after we now got force and now last Jedi? I dont understand.

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