Top 10 Funniest Schmidt Quotes on New Girl
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Date: 2023-11-20
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BadassRandomness
One of my favorite moments is when Schmidt is trying to get back his Cece box, and he asks the guy if he can get it back from the charity thing.
and the guy asks Are you jewish? and the confused face Schmidt makes gets me laughing like crazy every damn time hahaha
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One of my favorite moments is when Schmidt is trying to get back his Cece box, and he asks the guy if he can get it back from the charity thing.
and the guy asks Are you jewish? and the confused face Schmidt makes gets me laughing like crazy every damn time hahaha
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Emille
Schmidt with cece's boobs are the best.
- that line about wanting his arm to get stuck between cece's boobs 127 hours style
-him talking to cece's boobs when she was considering breast reduction surgery
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Schmidt with cece's boobs are the best.
- that line about wanting his arm to get stuck between cece's boobs 127 hours style
-him talking to cece's boobs when she was considering breast reduction surgery
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Taiya
Seriously dropped the ball on this. None of these were worth of their spots. It's like when you guys try to convince us you watched Brooklyn Nine Nine before it was cancelled and brought back. Ain't buying it.
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Seriously dropped the ball on this. None of these were worth of their spots. It's like when you guys try to convince us you watched Brooklyn Nine Nine before it was cancelled and brought back. Ain't buying it.
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Brigette
I cannot believe that it doesnt include Im Schmidt! From his bachelor party episode! That fight scene is pure magic. Also dumbest boy in school is used in many episodes.
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I cannot believe that it doesnt include Im Schmidt! From his bachelor party episode! That fight scene is pure magic. Also dumbest boy in school is used in many episodes.
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Tess
Are you the criminals? From the statistics? has got to be Schmidt's funniest line, hands down. I mean, Youths! is funny but the statistics line should be number one.
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Are you the criminals? From the statistics? has got to be Schmidt's funniest line, hands down. I mean, Youths! is funny but the statistics line should be number one.
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Tanmya
I don't think it's the right time to bring this up, you guys, but, does anyone else thinks Nick could stand to lose 5-7 pounds? So inappropriate. Classic Schmidt
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I don't think it's the right time to bring this up, you guys, but, does anyone else thinks Nick could stand to lose 5-7 pounds? So inappropriate. Classic Schmidt
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Tonya
Im surprised this quote from the episode spider hunt wasnt an honorable mention: It could right above our heads right now. Hanging from its butt- rope.
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Im surprised this quote from the episode spider hunt wasnt an honorable mention: It could right above our heads right now. Hanging from its butt- rope.
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dakota
I feel like you whipped, WHIPPED LIKE CREAM CHEESE! YOU WHIPPED LIKE CREAM CHEESE! From the strip club episode not getting mentioned was a snub
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I feel like you whipped, WHIPPED LIKE CREAM CHEESE! YOU WHIPPED LIKE CREAM CHEESE! From the strip club episode not getting mentioned was a snub
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Margaret
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A white man? NO! What did security do about it?
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: TYPICAL!
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Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A white man? NO! What did security do about it?
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: TYPICAL!
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Meg
I cant handle the way he matter of factly says, no its a volleyball term.
Also, I quote his bathtub theory anytime the topic comes up.
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I cant handle the way he matter of factly says, no its a volleyball term.
Also, I quote his bathtub theory anytime the topic comes up.
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Asterismos
The D-Day one is so perfect for my love of horrible, dark humour and bad puns. What colour do you think you are is also amazing.
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The D-Day one is so perfect for my love of horrible, dark humour and bad puns. What colour do you think you are is also amazing.
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Ana
He is my favorite and I will defend him! He shouldnt have put 50 in the jar that day. It was the only moment he wasnt being a douche.
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He is my favorite and I will defend him! He shouldnt have put 50 in the jar that day. It was the only moment he wasnt being a douche.
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Masaud
Hahahaha, All Day, what's up! . And noticeably most of these quotes are from the first 2 seasons. The best seasons in my opinion.
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Hahahaha, All Day, what's up! . And noticeably most of these quotes are from the first 2 seasons. The best seasons in my opinion.
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Bella
Sponge.
Why would you say that?
My favorite Schmidt line the way he says it is hilarious. Also BLAMO! That happened.
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Sponge.
Why would you say that?
My favorite Schmidt line the way he says it is hilarious. Also BLAMO! That happened.
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Jackie
Schmidt! In case youre wondering what my name is, its Schmidt! Schmidt! This is Nick! Nick!
I cry every time!
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Schmidt! In case youre wondering what my name is, its Schmidt! Schmidt! This is Nick! Nick!
I cry every time!
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Louise
without ashes to rise from, a phoenix would be just a bird getting up this is my ultimate favorite Schmidt's quote
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without ashes to rise from, a phoenix would be just a bird getting up this is my ultimate favorite Schmidt's quote
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Rebecca
His constant mispronouncing of words, the one that immediately springs to mind is chutney. My hair chut ah nee!
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His constant mispronouncing of words, the one that immediately springs to mind is chutney. My hair chut ah nee!
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Mannuh
Im not interested in simmering in testical tea for 20 minutes and like that Schmidt ruined baths for everyone
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Im not interested in simmering in testical tea for 20 minutes and like that Schmidt ruined baths for everyone
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Yolainne
What about his speech at the airport lounge about being a Long Islander! Goodnight Saigon that's a sad one
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What about his speech at the airport lounge about being a Long Islander! Goodnight Saigon that's a sad one
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Rachel
My favorite will always be You're picking someone up from the airport in a car, not outer space in a canoe.
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My favorite will always be You're picking someone up from the airport in a car, not outer space in a canoe.
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Katie
Douchebag jar anytime its said. Ive suggested a politics jar for thanksgiving this year if we go of course
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Douchebag jar anytime its said. Ive suggested a politics jar for thanksgiving this year if we go of course
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