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Nintendo Will Listen to the Brightest Mind in Gaming & Retweet The Toad - PLEASE RETWEET, Episode 8

Nintendo Will Listen to the Brightest Mind in Gaming & Retweet The Toad - PLEASE RETWEET, Episode 8

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
Patrick is breaking this down in terms even Nintendo can understand Sometimes, when I am alone, I like to sit in a room with no lights on and hum to myself. While I am humming my mantra, I try to imagine what it would be like to be a Toad with powerful thighs. I visualize myself confidently striding into a In-N-Out and ordering a bacon cheeseburger, and its around then that I orgasm in my pants. I perform this exorcise around twice a week and my chakra is far more Toad than it has ever been before. Holla at yo boyz fo bringing true erotic fantasy to life, finally.\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 14


while your writing and production quality is even more compelling this week I feel that some constructive criticism is needed. firstly, you have made an edit to The Toad by giving it a tie; we all know this to be unnecessary as The Toad was already perfect. second, your jab at fans of helix, such as nick and only nick, was rude and may alienate some of your audience. regardless I hope that your professionalism will be what wins nintendo the uncool brand over.
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I am a speech communication major at Georgia State University. Your argumentation is actually spot on, you even ended with a pathos appeal. However, I would have started with an ethos establishment, letting Nintendo know you are an authority on this matter. Given the fact you didn't do this, your argument is completely in jeopardy)
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Pat's hair covering part of his eye symbolizes the slowly approaching and growing darkness and rage within him as each week passes without a retweet. Soon his eyes will be consumed by darkness, and the twitter war to end all wars shall take place.
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At this point the series almost started to become a statement on the corperatisation that Polygon was undergoing. Its a shame Pat went with the crazy angle instead.
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This is the best show on Polygon. No offense to anybody else. You're all doing really great work, but this is the premium content I keep coming back for.
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I had to dislike this video because you insulted Helix. It was a good presentation overall and you raised a lot of excellent points, but I have principles.
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patrick's glance back at the camera during the charts section just killed me.
EDIT: actually, all of patrick's facial expressions in this video are killer.

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so are they meant to go and retweet one of the older ones if they choose to do it this week? The tweet composition portion of these videos is critical!
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Despicable. No one will ever live up to this Level of shitposting. Patrick has officially been crowned memeking, the race is over, everyone go home
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Whoever edited this deserves a big ol' raise for A. being very funny and B. spooking me real good with that ending!
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-why haven't I bought a switch yet? - I hear you ask. it's simple nintendo won't retweet this really good toad.
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I think I have the same shirt. Wait, no. Mine is definitely long sleeved. Very close though. Please retweet.
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i've kind of been on nintendo's side for this whole video series, but when i saw those charts, i was sold.
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My computer froze during Pat's last sentence and for a good ten seconds, I thought it was part of the video.
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