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The Truth About Who Darth Vader's Father Really Is

The Truth About Who Darth Vader's Father Really Is

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The Truth About Who Darth Vader's Father Really Is Fonzie: He was cloned in the Star Wars trooper factory on Kamino. Then got kicked out for smoking pot. Adopted by a family on Boonta who needed a fast moonshine podracer delivery guy. He crashed in a tunnel with no lights and found the dark side. He bought a sunscreen factory who included a wrecked star ship graveyard. Then he started to conquer Tatooine. Found out that he hade the same small size that the Jawa people and got upset and conquered the moon Endor instead but once again he was upset by the small Ewok size. In dispear he took a short cut to Mustafar and really drunk he fell into the glowing lava stream. Resurected by his old friend Palpatine (remember the crash in the dark Boonta tunnel. Got a cool mask who said pssshhhh and got on a fan tour in the outer space. Alderaan couldnt take the popularity pressure then he visited the planet and exploded. His last resort by the Imperial fleet is unknown.
Date: 2020-07-14

Comments and reviews: 9


You answered no questions and not even the question to your own title. Learn about Star Wars. Dont just look information up. There was never a confirmation on who his father was and is, that panel with palpatine and shmi doesnt truly explain anything. Its just fans misinterpreting the meaning the panel.
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J. J. ruins franchise after Disney buys it.
The consequences of simply deleting the existence of the original expanded universe are catching up to you now Disney.
I guess I should just rip that bandage off for you. I told you so.

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This is bullcrap. The Skywalker bloodline is NOT descended from Palpatine, that was not Lucas's vision, its from comic book lore. This horseshit was used by kathleen kennedy & her manginas in RoS which George Lucas hated.
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9: 18 I was wrong because I always thought Vader had become pale either because his lack of sunlight or not enough oxygen maybe the force lighting but in all honesty it makes more sense what they said
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She said Anakin had no father. She just meant there was no one around. I think she was dirt poor and did things to survive. Deadbeat dad? We'll save that for the next Jerry Springer.
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Reality check: Star Wars is just a kids fantasy tale. There is/was no such person named Anakin Skywalker, therefore he does not have a father.
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The actual canon books confirm Palpatine manipulated the force to create Anakin.
I didn't watch the vid, I just came to save you some time lol

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This: exists
Also this: Anakins terrible father
Also these guys: not watching this movie series
The Phantom Menace: Midiclorian birth

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Obi-Wan proves Midi-Chorians doesn't determine how powerful you are in the force since he had the lowest but can sense things Qui Gon can't.
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