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Top 10 Funniest Holt Quotes on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Top 10 Funniest Holt Quotes on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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These Holt quotes on Brooklyn Nine-Nine could only come from the funniest human/robot on TV. For this list, well be going over some of the best and/or funniest quotes by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Our countdown includes the human animal, dentist rant, common cummerbund, and more! What do you think is the funniest Holt quote?
Date: 2023-11-20

Comments and reviews: 21


As a PhD student I think the writers really nailed it with the doctor spiel. The title of Dr comes from the Latin word for to teach, and was originally meant to describe people who teach, but physicians appropriated the title and now you constantly hear people telling PhDs and EdDs that they arent real doctors. In fact, were the people who have always been real doctors.
Oh and Holt should know better than the average person that BRB is not an acronym. Its an initialism. An acronym would spell a word. Come on, Holt! Do better!

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Homicide: Life on the Street
Glory
Thief
Brooklyn Nine Nine
How can one man so eloquently portray such disparate characters? Without makeup, without goofy accents or ridiculous costumes? Never settling for stereotypes? With nothing more than his own complex set of skills that transcend craft and approach true artistry? Andre Braugher, the world is better when you unleash your thespian kraken!

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Im sorry, you missed a lot!
1) Hot damn!
2) Vindicatioooooonnn!
3) Holt performed a break dance to cut the tension
4) Im cured moment when he realized he and Hitchcock are on the same level in Kwazy Kupcakes
And the most underrated Holt scene is when he showed Jake why his arm had a cast.

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Holt: BRB, What does it mean?
Jake: Be right back.
Holt: It has the same number of syllables as the acronym. Whats the point? I love this so much, Why have I never watched this show? This is hilarious!

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Guys I like your list but why didn't any of his insults with Wunch the Ding Dong episode? I mean, that bloody mary and it ain't happening have me in stiches even when I'm on public transportation
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I would love to see the behind the scenes and deleted takes from that Bone! Scene. I cant imagine the cast and crew being able to keep a straight face with Andre Baugher going on a tirade like that.
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Best quote was when he and rosa practiced breaking up with holts nephew. sad, I am sad your sadness is noted I feel acknowledged it will take me 8 minutes to collect my things
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BONE? is by far my favourite, absolutely cracks me up every single time. but i'm a little dissappointed that BING-POT wasn't on here, even as an honourable mention
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Wunch: I see we have an audience here, Raymond.
Capt. Holt: Well who wouldnt like to see a man fight a crocodile.
FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT SOGGY BRUNCH

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How is Velvet Thunder not here. Also what you need is an umbrella cause there's a storm gonna rain down on you punk has to be the greatest quote of all time
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Bone and Yass Queen and than snaps his fingers like a real queen! are my favs but I love it when he keeps saying Rosa when Rosa and Jake were set up.
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The cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves!
I am a human male!
Whenever he turns straight
Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!
Just to name a few.

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The Bloop part he got from Boyle when they were riding in the elevator together and Boyle had no filters due to the pain meds he was taking.
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And know it's questionable if it's really a quote but I kinda hoped his reaction after eating a marshmallow would be part of the list
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You forgot one of the best ones:
Holt to Charles: (robotic expression)You ran over my foot. I. am. in. incredible pain.

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Gotta say my favorite Holt line is when he says I might as well have stepped on a rake and bonked myself on the forehead
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If youre here whos guarding Hades? This is possibly one of the best insults that Ive heard in recent history.
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Holt: Rosa and I always finish each other's-
Rosa: Sentences.
Holt: Please don't interrupt me.
Classic!

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Where was Holt's flirty 'what's up? ' to the female judge and Jake's face afterwards? That made me scream laughing!
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Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum. Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all
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You can't talk about the bone incident then not mention that in fact Rosa was right, they just needed to bone.
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