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Monster Factory: Dino-crime in Ark: Survival Evolved

Monster Factory: Dino-crime in Ark: Survival Evolved

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In this episode of Monster Factory, Justin and Griffin try to solve a few dino-mysteries with the help of a time-traveling Angela Lansbury in Ark: Survival Evolved. Bjorn litterally had the wackiest day on ark, he met some deformed lady while getting loot. He decided to give her his old boots, she thanked him and then roleplayed that his pterodactyl shat on her steaks. So he went back and gave her food, and then watched as she immediately ate 101 spoiled meats and died. Wacky.
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 16


-We can't give her an official rating until she eats a hundred pieces of rotten meat. - If we are all actually living in a simulation controlled by something sentient, I feel like this sentence alone explains why some people seem to just have garbage luck or craptastic lives. Because the creator said, -NO MIDDLE SLIDERS, - and compelled them to champion down some carrion on a whim -
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I tell you what, glancing at this video occasionally while I do my work on the other screen is an absolute delight every time. I just hear -Um. neck size? Well---wheezing laughter-- and I look over to see this freak of nature over here lookin' like a realistic lady Goron turtle woman? I haven't laughed this hard in months.
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16: 44 Griffin: Feeding Trough? I ain-t too proud!
Don-t mind me, that-s just a McElroy line I get stuck in my head a lot and yet I constantly forget where and when it-s from, so hopefully this helps me later -

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With how wrecked you can get characters to look even when you-re trying to make a normal guy the thing they made in this is tame. The could have gone full Truck in this one without going into the code
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I hope that in a situation like this, where I am confronted with the madness of a McElroy Monster, without the benefit of knowing what's going on in this end, I'd have as much good humor as Bjorn.
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Yall got extremely lucky, 19: 06 you would of been subject to murder more then likely as there was a dude on a raptor there, had they turned around, you would of likely been unexisting
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-So we know this much, at some point before now this caveman was hit in the head with a rock and died. Nobody saw who did it. -
-The perfect crime. -

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I was reminded of this episode by a set on tumblr that used quotes from this in fanart with Taako and Angus and that is all I have in my head now.
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I'm only two and a half minutes in and im already taken out, JUST by the Kyle XY joke. Christ the boys sure know how to dig up a button and press it
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this video has shown me that me and justin have the exact same wheeze. i love that, it means we are both cool and awesome and cool: )
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7 years later. I wonder if Bjorn is still playing, and I hope they're doing well if they are, truly a kind soul
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I've listened to many hours of these boys voices and 22: 18 is still one of the more unusual Justin noises
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Every once in a while I come back to this one, because the steakshitting part makes me laugh so damn hard.
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I just noticed the sleepy flying cherub babies in CatDynamite-s art and I looove they are so precious! -----
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Coming back to this in memory of Dame Lansbury, immortalized forever in this hellish flesh simulacrum.
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Anyone here in 2020 watching this trying to fight off the crushing depression that is this entire year?
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