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Griffin and Nick Realize ANIMORPHS' Body Horror - CoolGames Inc

Griffin and Nick Realize ANIMORPHS' Body Horror - CoolGames Inc

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Nick and Griffin get a suggestion to make a game based on the horrifying middle pictures of Animorph's book covers. In the starfish one the teenaged narrator turns into a starfish and gets cut in half but both halves turn back into a complete human except her mental faculties are damaged in both bodies. One cannot grasp the concept of immediate action and is plagued with indecision but can plan future events meticulously and is very childlike
The other can't think very far ahead and is obsessed with violence and bloodshed and threatens the other body with murder

Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 29


Ah animorphs.
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Five children are forced to engage in guerilla warfare, espionage
and repeated murder to protect their loved ones from alien parasites as
they wait for the other, heroic aliens to finally arrive. When they do,
the -good- aliens turn out to not give a shit about humans, caused the
whole intergalactic war through their own shittiness and are willing to
exterminate whole planets themselves to get at their hated enemies.
A child repeatedly experiences his intestines hanging out of his body while in various animal formsA child is mentally tortured until broken and never gets betterA
child in the form of a fly experiences getting splattered and smeared
against a ceiling until his friends who are also flies at the time can
peel his body off and take him somewhere he can transform back into a
whole human before his insect mind fades completelyA child is
shrunken and experiences having her eyeballs digested out of her head
inside her friend-s stomach while she-s in the form of a tiny elephantThe
heroes are forced to permanently imprison another child in the body of a
rat because he knows too much and they abandon him on a tiny island
with only other rats and garbage for company. Rumors circulate that the
island is haunted but it-s actually his psychic screams reaching distant
boaters. A race of devastatingly powerful, violent aliens turn
out to be mental toddlers who don-t know what they-re doing and are just
bred to think they-re playing one big game before they-re killed at age
three so they don-t learn the truthAn alien spends a few
centuries hanging from the parasitic tentacle of a much bigger alien,
surrounded by millions of rotting corpses attached to its other
moon-spanning tendrils. They engage in mental warfare until one finally
absorbs the other completely. It turns out another seemingly
-evil- alien race is simply driven to kill and eat everything in sight
because it was separated from its original world where food was
continuous and the entire specie-s life is the torture of perpetual
starvationA peaceful robot willingly removes its inhibition
against violence to help in the war, only to slaughter a huge number of
alien-controlled humans so gruesomely that nobody dares think about or
speak of it again and it is the only thing left undescribed in a book
series that already describes entrails getting torn out and skulls
getting smashedA child stays too long in the form of a flea and
instead of turning back into a human, accidentally turns momentarily
into one big, giant flea that can only writhe and moan because it
shouldn-t exist and can-t live at that scale. The kids discover
Atlantis, then discover that Atlanteans are inbred mutants who paralyze
any humans they find, dissect them alive to figure out how their organs
work, then stuff the corpses as kitschy museum displays for their
children. An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child.
It has no idea what-s happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new
brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies

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Honestly, the most upsetting cover in the series, in my opinion, is the very first one. You can really tell just from looking at it that they hadn't quite figured out how this whole thing was going to work yet, so instead of the clever photo manipulation they used for all the other books in the series, they created horrific CGI models of each step in the morph. (This was made even worse by the fact that, due to the aforementioned Early Installment Weirdness, Book 1's cover features -8- steps instead of the 5 used on every other) And this was not good CGI, either; these were terrifying dead-eyed computer models, and I am eternally grateful that these ones only showed the head and didn't try to handle the entire body like all the other books.
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Honestly, the descriptions of the morphing transitions in the books is. WAY MORE UPSETTING than the cover art. It always goes on for pages, the kids are always horrified, and it's not -everything gradually fades into the animal- the way the cover art suggests. When they morph insects, for example, six giant hairy insect legs might suddenly pop out of their otherwise human torsos, for example.
Griffin, man, disappointed you never read these, lol. They were my childhood. And I still think they're great.

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The animorphs text descriptions of morphing in the book are SIGNIFICANTLY worse than the covers because they don't actually happen gradually, it'll be like, someone first gets giant fly eyes popping out of their head, and then their abdomen segments, and then they shrink, and then they grow wings, and THEN they're a fly. The characters actually throw up from seeing it multiple times early in the series, before they get used to it.
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Fun fact about these covers: They're actually LESS horrifying than the descriptions in the books, because morphing in the books was never a smooth, consistent process. You could have six human sized cockroach legs, or two cockroach-sized human legs with that weird Bug Leg Hair all over them.
It's gross, basically.

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my grade schools library wouldn't allow you to check out any animorphs books until u were at least 12 (looking at the comments now i kno why) but like, some of my strongest childhood memories involve going to the book fair and browsing the animorph books for the most disgusting cover, shit sticks with you
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hey just closed this video and then had to open it back again so that i could comment that there is an animorphs movie that is rumored to be in development at universal so these hypothetical middle morph horrors could be seen at a theater near you at some point in the not so distant future
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animorphs as a kid series has a few pretty upsetting ideas, chief among them that there's one kid who gets trapped in the body of a hawk and is forced to live out the rest of his life as a predatory bird of prey. it's also supposed to be a metaphor for the horrors of war?
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I never read animorphs, I think they came out right around when I was too young for the and I missed the hype train. But then I got a job at my local library in high school and we had several shelves dedicated to the entire series in the paperback section.
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The weird thing is, the books explicitly say transformations don't work like the cover art. The kid -> animal process isn't uniform, so they can have fully animal legs/face & fully human torsos for a solid 30 seconds before they complete the morph.
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idk if i should be grateful or disappointed that I never got into these as a kid. i mean. i like dark fiction but damm, for kids books, these sound rough. I'm probably gonna read a bunch now that I've heard about it again though.
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Who are you calling a partial starfish, you CLOD?
Also, for the record, Animorphs was kinda my childhood, so thank you Nick and Griffin for allowing me to revissert it by describing the body horrors of the front covers.

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they have names and i'm #insulted that nick would correct andalite but not correct that cassie is a GIRL who horrifyingly turns into a horse (this comment is mostly a joke but im very passionate about animorphs)
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I love how everybody is fixated on Rachel beating a guy up with her own severed arm (book # 32 if you're interested) even thought we don't actually SEE that scene - we only hear Mean Rachel talk about it later!
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this is nice and all, but can we PLEASE commend Clayton on all the work he had to do to content-aware fill all those horrifying middle transformations so that they would have a full body.
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Tfw you remember the starfish girl and the horrifying scene where she's worried she's going to die because she's tapped in like a shallow pool, and she's having a hard time moving
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Y'all only bought them Animorphs at the school bookfair on accounta' those phat flipbook illustrations in the corner of the pages, and if you say otherwise, you're a DAMN LIAR: O
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I read a ton of these books when I was a kid but never finished the series. Reading through the comments it sounds like they might actually be worth re-reading, is that the case?
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I saw these books today in the library, and me and my best friend started laughing our butts off, the one we laughed at the most is the one where the boy turns into an orca. --
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The single most no-chill moment I ever read was when Cassie traveled back in time, someone called her the n-word, and she turned into a polar bear and straight up ate him
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all the comments about how the animorphs series is just one horrific nightmare after the other make me want to try to read them? how much pain am i going to be in
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If I remember correctly, the actual descriptions of the transformations in the book was some real body horror shit. Bones snapping, skin peeling, all that stuff
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These books literally shaped me as a human being, thankfully better than they're shaped on the covers. Animorphs: best and most messed up series. Love it.
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The middle alien one (yes, I-m just gonna keep calling it an alien because I have no idea how it-s spelt) is basically an Andorian from Star Trek.
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I lost a bet about what species Tobias was trapped as. Thought it was peregrine falcon, but, of course, it was red-tailed hawk. Now I'm out 20 bones.
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This bit really benefits from the visuals. It was hilarious if you could picture the books, but pretty bad radio if you weren't familiar.
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what a weird coincidence i made the same exact suggestion on twitter late january: / im sure it wasnjust a coincidence tho
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I laughed so hard at your other secret videos you noddy bois. Better let the rest of the people know so we can support you.
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You have to realize that apparently in the books, they can GET STUCK IN THOSE INBETWEEN FRAMES AND IT'S PROBABLY PAINFUL.
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