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Justin Returns to Zork Again: Part 2 - FMV QUEST, Episode 2

Justin Returns to Zork Again: Part 2 - FMV QUEST, Episode 2

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
Justin gives Return to Zork one more shot, even though it didn't really deserve it This game is so frustrating but it has hilariously bad jokes if you listen to the people, a variety of puzzles that you didn't even get to, and a lot of nods to previous Zork games. Although it was brutal to play through (we actually had the official guide back in the day which was well put together thankfully. oh and the Bonding Plant fiasco. I always loved how quirky it is and really made you think about your items and the numerous ways in which to use them (the tape recorder and the camera) and this game probably made me the crazy SAVE ALL THE TIME! DEAR LORD! person I am today. I'll ways remember Boos and his Rye, TGIF (Toes Go In First, that pain reliever commercial (duh I don't feel a thing, the dwarves and their direction giving for the mine carts (which I still tell people about to this day, and I still look for Grues in my garage if the light isn't on. Thank you Return to Zork for making such an impression when I was younger!
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 29


oh god justin if you are going to play this the whole way thru. literally the VERY FIRST THING YOU CAN DO IN THE GAME will block your progress like 70% of the way through if you do it wrong. it's my least favorite thing in any game ever (you need to dig out the little plant with your knife to keep it alive, not pull it out)
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Hey, I think these would be a little funnier if you got a little more animated. You're clearly frustrated with this game and even if it's just for show you should make a bigger deal out of your anger. Still gonna watch, cause at this point I'm sorta addicted to McElroy content.
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There was a really weird computer game called Rodney-s Funscreen in the 90s, that-s what the cereal was referencing! One of the first computer games I ever played! I found it amusing. They even played the games intro jingle when he viewed the cereal box.
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I'm actually enjoying this a good bit.
Maybe it's cause I'm not use to seeing justin do things all alone and it's nice to see that, or just cause of the game, or a bit of both.
Though, if you are done with the game, so be it. Let it rip in peace.

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This game (along with wing commander 2) came with my first PC way back in the day. It's so frustrating watching Justin play though, it's like he's never played a point and click adventure before, and since he's my age I refuse to believe that.
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during the previous episode i wasn't really paying attention and thought the sad boy was speaking metaphorically about his struggles when he mentioned the cliffs of depression but it's an actual place
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I'm happy to watch Justin's LPs but glad this one is over. Everything about it creeps me out. The whole thing is ugly, not just because the graphics are old. This is the uncanny valley of 90's games.
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this seems to be part of an interesting niche in which nobody wanted to play this game, including justin, but he took one for the team so we could all see exactly why nobody wanted to play it
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Thanks for giving Zork a go. At least others could taste some of the frustration of my youth. But that synth tuba music at Boos's is still my jam.
Next maybe The 7th Guest please?

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Can we acknowledge that that Blacksmith's outfit is impractical and dangerous? You don't want hot sparks or something hitting you in your bare, exposed, muscular chest.
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Polygon please bring back FMV Quest. I listen to these videos before bed because they're so relaxing. Allegra, Pat, or Brian would be amazing. Please, Polygon.
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is there REALLY no -pet dog- prompt? what's even the POINT of this game if you can't pet the dog! terrible! awful! dreadful! 0/10, NO stars, bad video game
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Good god. As a tuba player, this attempt at music is depressing. They're playing like 4 notes and occasionally slapping the crap out of a cow bell. What
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I'm trying to remember if this is an FMV or a point and click with animations but you should play the Titanic game from the 90's. So. Good
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It's hilarious when you're roaming around and the music changes from one extremely loud song to another in very quick succession
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Man, I'm sure no-one is rly gonna notice this or care, but I got into FMV games bc of this series. So like, thank you, Justin.
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I would watch a ten hour long video of you suffering through zork Justin my time would never be wasted i love you very much
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ah i was enjoying it. i was enjoying the strange character and acting but what i really loved was the pain in justin's face
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Justin's voice is so soothing that I make sure to watch this just before I go for a nap for the ultimate chill out
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I would've tried talking to the cow or some other interaction after feeding her the carrot, else what was the point
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I know this is over 5 years old now but I can't believe no one's talking about how much of a BEEFCAKE that blacksmith is
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Now give me that dank Zork Grand Inquisitor. You just know you want to talk to a unicorn fish with a new york accent J-Man.
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8: 20 - what orgy of accents is he trying to do here? Sounds like a mix of really awful Scottish, Irish and Geordie.
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--looks at the Fool's Memorial-
-stares into the distance, reliving memories of the Jester in Zork Zero-

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Not sure what it is but listening/watching Justin play this is really relaxing/comforting for some reason.
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The FMV game i am most looking forward to Griffin playing is Sewer Shark, now that's got some acting!
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Justin, Zork Grand Inquisitor is much better and full of FMV. Even has Michael McKean/David St. Hubbins in it.
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This video is almost 30 minutes long yet it feels like 2 hours because of how god awful this game is.
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-Gonna milk the cow. He loves it. He-s nasty- uhh Justin, you might want to think about that a bit more
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