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VAMPYR - Do Vampires REALLY Exist? - SEO Play Season 3, Episode 9

VAMPYR - Do Vampires REALLY Exist? - SEO Play Season 3, Episode 9

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Is Vampyr multiplayer? Is Vampyr open world? Is Vampyrism aura worth it? Vampyre is real Vampyr is n letters Where are the vampires? Do Vampyrs really exist? Hey, who turned out the lights?
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 12


The cowboy-s life is full of danger
To risks to his life he is never a stranger
He knows there-s a chance his horse may throw him
He lives in fear that a storm may blow him
Of all the ways a cowboy may meet his end
There are few against which he can defend
His rifle can-t shoot the wind or the fire
It will not work against vampires
Who stalk the plains for cowboy blood
And leave their pray dead in the mud
Every shadow that moves in the night
Gives the cowboy vampire fright
Vampires! Vampires! Vampires! Vampires!
With fangs as sharp as new barbed wire
They sneak up behind cowboys, sit behind them on their horse
And ride that way for miles, of course
The cowboy riding unawares
Until he feels icy fingers brushing his hairs
Off of his neck to get a clean bite
And reduce his pallor to a ghostly white
A vampire can look like anyone
Getting killed by one would not be fun
A smart cowboy will carry a stake of wood
And bury it in the heart of anyone he thinks he should
Some of these may turn out to be regular men
But better safe than sorry, then.

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WHAT? never a real game about vampires? And you just scroll past Vampire the Masqurade: Bloodlines! The BEST vampire game ever made! stop lying, despite being a total bug mess and dated graphics, the story and gameplay is really good!
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I always forget that SEO Play comes out on Mondays, and it is the best part of every Monday. Just this wonderful weekly surprise to console me about how the weekend is over now.
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clicking on this video, being a fan of ilmango, was a shock, as the intro music is the same, and I was clocking my other tabs to see if i had accidentally opened one of his videos
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i really enjoy the central conceit of SEO Play, which is that every time Simone changes up her hair she also changes up her old-timey radio announcer voice.
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Never heard of Vampire The Masquerade (Redemption 2000 & Bloodlines 2004) maybe? '-never a game about vampires-, really. Anyway, genuinely excited for Vampyr!
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literally couldn't concentrate on a word simone said because she's so pretty. she's always gorgeous but god damn she's looking so good in this ep
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I think Simone De Rochefort is a very pretty and nice lady. I think her brain is a good brain and she deserves the best in life.
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Just watch, I'm going to survive to 2018-, make everyone proud. and a little nervous.
-edit: that's just the start

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I refuse to believe Simone got through her section on the nature of reality without creating at least one blooper
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First 20th century child labour exploiter I run into is getting drained in one succ like a packet of Capri Sun
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Everything about this video is so delicately ominous and unnerving thank you Simone you-re so talented
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