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Papa John Body Slams a Dog - Brand Slam, Episode 2 (Feat. Dan Ryckert)

Papa John Body Slams a Dog - Brand Slam, Episode 2 (Feat. Dan Ryckert)

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
This week on Brand Slam we're joined by Giant Bomb's own fast food and wrestling aficionado Dan Ryckert who lends his invaluable perspective on the in-ring action. The fast food feud continues with a battle between KFC's Colonel Sanders and McDonalds' Ronald McDonald, with an opening bout between Papa John and Gidget The Taco Bell Chihuahua
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 20


I have 1 question and 2 requests for Pat:
1. If there-s a losers bracket and The Colonel and the racist Taco Bell Chihuahua have to face each other, how will that work, given combination KFC/Taco Bell restaurants?
2. Could you make Del Taco just be a frail weakling in a Taco-suit and have the chihuahua just beat the shit out of him?
3. Could you make Ronald bigger? Just like a huge ass clown?

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See this is why I'm a die-hard fan of Ronald. First off, the Colonel came out knowing his only chance was to play dirty when going against the powerhouse that is Ronald, but what did our golden boy do? He played the long game, he tanked it like the champ he is and let that Kentucky-Fried-Hasbeen wear himself out. THAT isn't just talent, that's EXPERIENCE, and THAT is what wins belts
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I'm pretty sure there's no out-of-the-box clothing option that's got stripey sleeves (or socks, so realtalk: how long did you spend applying individual stripes to Roland McDoland's limbs? That's some serious dedication to craft and I appreciate it.
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Did we forget all about clowning? It's so physical, the slapstick, the trickery, the fitting into tiny cars! Surely Ronald has more experience than you give him credit for!
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This is the only kind of sport I'm into and it's not even a real thing, just a good goofy polygon series.
(not wrestling, but wrestling with food mascots)

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Watching this in the livestream last night took it to a whole other level!
Still upset by both the awful awful faces and also by who won in both

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there are only so many times Pat has the opportunity to say the word -suplex- IRL and you can tell he takes every chance he gets during these videos
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Pat, why didn't you have an incredibly buff little girl wrestle for Wendy's? I need to know why you kept Wendy suplexing Papa John from us, Pat.
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This is starting to remind me of that one tumblr post where they make the fast food mascots into a Game of Thrones style fantasy political battle
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I love this series so much! the commentary is like a mixture between wrestling, podcast, and golf announcers! and the puns give me life!
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If I don't get to see the Popeyes lady beat the shit out of someone at some point I will be severely disappointed in this series
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i feel like this series is polygon-s attempt to trick me into watching literally Any sport and i-m not sure how to feel about that
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Ive seen this game played in at least four videos and I still don-t understand how to play it or why it would be fun to play.
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Wendy's has better food, but McDonald's has the bang for your buck, I can't spend a meal's worth of money and still be hungry.
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The Chihuahua obviously shrunk down The Giant Gonzalez's old bodysuit. That's why the nipples are in human places.
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This is the best video series polygon has done in a while. But yo quiero justice for the Taco Bell chihuahua!
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No way. The Colonel was dominating that match! He took that clown apart piece by piece! I demand a rematch!
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Pat, I both love and hate you for that -For whom the Taco Bell tolls- line. Thank you for this series.
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isnt the frito burrito still at taco bell on like the snack menu? pretty sure i had one a week or so ago
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Ronald vs. the Colonel be like when you make a tournament and put stone cold vs. the rock in round 1.
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