Preschool Teachers Share Darndest Things Kids Have Said
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So we were watching a movie and one of the characters said I hate everyone I said so if he hates everyone doesnt that mean he hates himself? And my cousin wouldnt stop repeating the phrase if-if he hates everyone doesnt that mean he hate himself. My uncle was laughing so hard and my other cousin who was co babysitting (there were two children. Two is a lot for a twelve year old) was trying to say a bunch of other phrases to make him stop. I was in on the couch really trying hard not to laugh but also holding my head in my hands.
There was one problem with what he was saying, he wasnt saying it as a question he was saying it with so much confidence. Later that day we watched another movie and I made sure not to say any critical facts about anything.
Date: 2020-08-13
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Felix
My aunt is a preschool teacher. 2year old: whats that? points at my aunts tattoo
Aunt: its my tattoo
2 year old: when will you wash it off?
Aunt: you cant wash it off
2 year old: ohhhhhhhh.
you need soap
Story 2:
That same girl gets my aunt to braid her hair and once her mum came into the preschool
Mum: she wont let anyone touch her hair but you. Can you brush her hair please?
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My aunt is a preschool teacher. 2year old: whats that? points at my aunts tattoo
Aunt: its my tattoo
2 year old: when will you wash it off?
Aunt: you cant wash it off
2 year old: ohhhhhhhh.
you need soap
Story 2:
That same girl gets my aunt to braid her hair and once her mum came into the preschool
Mum: she wont let anyone touch her hair but you. Can you brush her hair please?
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KATHERINE
Im no teacher, but when I was in preschool I was a difficult child. After breakfast wed go back to the room to play. I go over to that plastic kitchen setup with pots and pans. I got a stuffed pig from behind me and put it in the pan, and then my teacher came over to me and this is what happened:
Hey sweetie, what are you making?
Im making bacon!
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Im no teacher, but when I was in preschool I was a difficult child. After breakfast wed go back to the room to play. I go over to that plastic kitchen setup with pots and pans. I got a stuffed pig from behind me and put it in the pan, and then my teacher came over to me and this is what happened:
Hey sweetie, what are you making?
Im making bacon!
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fanjoy
I remember once when I was little I asked my dad did you have friends when u were younger? (Cuz before he told me he had only 1 friend) and he said oh yeah! Loads of friends
And I said oh! That's really good, what happend? And my parents started laughing. Mind u I said it so very casually
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I remember once when I was little I asked my dad did you have friends when u were younger? (Cuz before he told me he had only 1 friend) and he said oh yeah! Loads of friends
And I said oh! That's really good, what happend? And my parents started laughing. Mind u I said it so very casually
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The
One time, my little cousin walked into the room looking sad, sits down on an ottoman, and very sadly, very quietly says And once, Elsa trapped me out but then I got engaged but you got engaged too. and then she went into unintelligible mumbling. She was 3 and we have no relatives named Elsa.
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One time, my little cousin walked into the room looking sad, sits down on an ottoman, and very sadly, very quietly says And once, Elsa trapped me out but then I got engaged but you got engaged too. and then she went into unintelligible mumbling. She was 3 and we have no relatives named Elsa.
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fanjoy
So this one time I was helping teach a little toddler dance class and it's the first day so we all went around to say our name, age, ect. I get to this one little girl and I ask her her age. She stuck her nose in the air and goes, A lady must never tell her age. XD
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So this one time I was helping teach a little toddler dance class and it's the first day so we all went around to say our name, age, ect. I get to this one little girl and I ask her her age. She stuck her nose in the air and goes, A lady must never tell her age. XD
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Hello
Okay, when I was in preschool (maybe kindergarden idk) we had a project on what job you wanted to do when you grew up. Guess what I wanted to be? Literally I don't think any other preschooler on this earth wanted it but I wanted to be a snake catcher. Lol.
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Okay, when I was in preschool (maybe kindergarden idk) we had a project on what job you wanted to do when you grew up. Guess what I wanted to be? Literally I don't think any other preschooler on this earth wanted it but I wanted to be a snake catcher. Lol.
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fy
Im not a teacher but im a yr six and i had to take a nursery girl to the office and she said you to me i had to try not to laugh she was only 3 yrs and then she seen her friend and said oh hi killer dont kill me kids nower days
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Im not a teacher but im a yr six and i had to take a nursery girl to the office and she said you to me i had to try not to laugh she was only 3 yrs and then she seen her friend and said oh hi killer dont kill me kids nower days
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Ariana
Excuse me, excuse me, I can't come to your meeting, because I actually have book club. And I actually, like, we're in a fight right now, and we're going to get a divorce. BYE!
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Excuse me, excuse me, I can't come to your meeting, because I actually have book club. And I actually, like, we're in a fight right now, and we're going to get a divorce. BYE!
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Kayli
My brother once came out of the bathroom, and my baby cousin asked what took him so long. He said he was pooping, and my cousin runs into the bathroom, screaming LEMME CHECK
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My brother once came out of the bathroom, and my baby cousin asked what took him so long. He said he was pooping, and my cousin runs into the bathroom, screaming LEMME CHECK
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