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LGR - Extreme Boards & Blades - PC Game Review

LGR - Extreme Boards & Blades - PC Game Review

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Rating: 4.0; Vote: 1
The worst game ever made? I say this genuinely has a shot at claiming that title. This is one horrid mess of a skating simulation JHC: 7: 20 - THEBB? (Tony Hawk-s Extreme Boards and Blades)
A little late to the party on this one. I chuckled when I noticed the lanky gentleman half out of frame (and focus for that matter) is Tony Hawk. A picture of the Birdman mid varial-flip with the Activision logo plastered next to him had me at THPS before I realized this isn-t that. I feel like the very image they cut him out of is used on one of the real tony hawk pro skater box arts somewhere. that could just be how synonyms Hawk and Activision have become to me.

Date: 2022-04-14

Comments and reviews: 9


2: 47 -It's super obvi that you're not a skater, bro.
It's just embarrassing, my guy.
If you spent even a minute in a REAL skatepark; Your ignorance would be painfully obvious.
Any REAL skater would agree, without doubt, that this is one of, if not the, most accurate and life-like skating game(s) to have ever graced the genre!
Disagree? Simple. NOT A REAL SKATER!

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7: 08 -. this many people. -
Nine. I count nine people. -Special Thanks- don't count, nor do duplicates. QA can count, but obviously they didn't here. The people that made the textures/skins, such as they are, barely count. But really it's David Rutherford's mess and except for him and Jason Odom, they were obviously just there for a paycheck.

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Man. I remember my grandma buying me this game at KB Toys when I was a child. I was so excited to visit her once a weekend because she would buy me some cheap PC video game to play on her cheap PC. This was one of the games, along with Total Annihilation. It's nice to load these games up time to time to take a trip back. I miss and love you grandma.
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Les Claypool and The Melvins getting together and covering Anthrax songs while tweaking on meth would probably end up with a better soundtrack. Les Claypool actually has a background in thrash metal. It's not very well known that he played bass in a thrash band called Dark Angel before starting Primus.
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I remember buying this game as a kid for $5 at the bins in front of the checkout lines at Best Buy. This game's awful is indescribable and I could not pass one mission. Upon exiting the game it crashed my entire Windows ME installation and I had to have my (now upset) dad reinstall windows.
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Lol, I had this as a kid. I actually had fun with it - I was young enough to just enjoy how much you could screw around with the physics. Nowadays, beer and buddies would need to be involved in order to enjoy it. -Who can eff the game up the most? - -
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I can think of one redeeming feature of this game, and that is without it we would never have got this review. You are a funny guy Clint, have you ever done any stand up or script writing, as you have a real gift, some of your analogies are great.
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I can only imagine that their computers didn't have a save function so every time they switched them off they started again from scratch. It's the only way that that many people could have worked on the game and it came off this bad.
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lmao! i had this game too, SUCKED SOOOO BAD! I remember thinking -WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A GAME that is pretending to be pretending to shoot people-. The fast running is a FEATURE for speedrunning DUH!
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