Top 10 Best Insults & Comebacks on Scrubs
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Date: 2023-11-21
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StrandedGeek
So true story I started calling friend of mine at school will be random girls names because I was watching the show and we were teasing each other because he tends to drive me nuts. He did it back just to try to counter me, Not actually knowing it was from a show. and we basically did it for the entire school year and I didn't tell him that we had done it and since then until we were right there in line waiting to get our diplomas. And one of the funny of using parts of it was there was an episode where Dr. Cox says. Sandy(JD) what say we start our work day? JD JD points out That's technically not a girl's name to which Dr. Cox replies that it's short for. Sandra. I of course did the same thing. Not knowing that my friend also knew that Sandy was technically a boy's name and then I replied that it was short for Sandra and he got really pissed and I had to laugh cuz I managed to recreate the joke even more.
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So true story I started calling friend of mine at school will be random girls names because I was watching the show and we were teasing each other because he tends to drive me nuts. He did it back just to try to counter me, Not actually knowing it was from a show. and we basically did it for the entire school year and I didn't tell him that we had done it and since then until we were right there in line waiting to get our diplomas. And one of the funny of using parts of it was there was an episode where Dr. Cox says. Sandy(JD) what say we start our work day? JD JD points out That's technically not a girl's name to which Dr. Cox replies that it's short for. Sandra. I of course did the same thing. Not knowing that my friend also knew that Sandy was technically a boy's name and then I replied that it was short for Sandra and he got really pissed and I had to laugh cuz I managed to recreate the joke even more.
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Jon
Dr Cox to Turk:
Youre black? Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys.
Now, please understand, Im a huge supporter of the NAACP. That stands for the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change Colored People to African-Americans. But then it wouldnt be the NAACP, it would be the N quad A, or NAAAA.
I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point:
Do I think youre black? Naaaah.
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Dr Cox to Turk:
Youre black? Cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys.
Now, please understand, Im a huge supporter of the NAACP. That stands for the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change Colored People to African-Americans. But then it wouldnt be the NAACP, it would be the N quad A, or NAAAA.
I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point:
Do I think youre black? Naaaah.
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Bryan
Dr. Cox's rants will always be iconic! I try to use them in my personal life whenever I can. One of my favorite rants is when Dr. Cox tells J. D. that if he were anymore useless, he would be the wall in wich he was leaning against. But then he would be providing some jackass with a wall to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is! Scrubs will always have a special place in my heart! It's one of the few shows that has made me laugh, cry, and feel just about every emotion there is.
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Dr. Cox's rants will always be iconic! I try to use them in my personal life whenever I can. One of my favorite rants is when Dr. Cox tells J. D. that if he were anymore useless, he would be the wall in wich he was leaning against. But then he would be providing some jackass with a wall to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is! Scrubs will always have a special place in my heart! It's one of the few shows that has made me laugh, cry, and feel just about every emotion there is.
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Bret
Thank you for massively overexplaining any humor out of these clips. Besides, the best comeback is from season one when Elliot starts flashing patients and J. D. teases her about it.
Elliot: I'm waiting for the 'but. '
J. D.: So's everyone else around here.
Edit- 2nd place goes to the following exchange:
Elliot: Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, it make you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively TO clowns.
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Thank you for massively overexplaining any humor out of these clips. Besides, the best comeback is from season one when Elliot starts flashing patients and J. D. teases her about it.
Elliot: I'm waiting for the 'but. '
J. D.: So's everyone else around here.
Edit- 2nd place goes to the following exchange:
Elliot: Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, it make you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively TO clowns.
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Joshua
I agree with the number 1 pick is #1; and the two thumbs burn is in too 10, but the rest are not IMO. As a scrubs enthusiast, I dont envy the task though. there are so many good ones!
One of my faves is Dr Cox saying something to the effect of, remember that moment for a bit ago? Id like to cheat on that moment with this moment and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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I agree with the number 1 pick is #1; and the two thumbs burn is in too 10, but the rest are not IMO. As a scrubs enthusiast, I dont envy the task though. there are so many good ones!
One of my faves is Dr Cox saying something to the effect of, remember that moment for a bit ago? Id like to cheat on that moment with this moment and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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HowlingGuardian
Excuse me, where is JD's Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up! rant?
That was my favourite. After being criticised by everyone for his attraction with Tasty Coma Wife, he tells off Dr Cox, Turk and Carla, and Elliot, in rapid succession with savage accuracy, then storms off, leaving Laverne to underline the moment by saying 'Did I miss something good? '
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Excuse me, where is JD's Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up! rant?
That was my favourite. After being criticised by everyone for his attraction with Tasty Coma Wife, he tells off Dr Cox, Turk and Carla, and Elliot, in rapid succession with savage accuracy, then storms off, leaving Laverne to underline the moment by saying 'Did I miss something good? '
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Devin
The back story behind why Dr. Cox keeps saying he hates and can't stand Hugh Jackman is because John C. McGinley was in the top two of a very important role and lost in the audition to Hugh Jackman. It's never been confirmed which role, but that's the actors real life spilling into his character's life, and it was brilliant.
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The back story behind why Dr. Cox keeps saying he hates and can't stand Hugh Jackman is because John C. McGinley was in the top two of a very important role and lost in the audition to Hugh Jackman. It's never been confirmed which role, but that's the actors real life spilling into his character's life, and it was brilliant.
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Lolirock971
Always power yourself to move forward and ask God to forgive and seek repentance and peace Exodus 20 Leviticus 11 Genesis 1 Matthew 6 and please. repent. from sins and pray to God and believe accept your sins can be forgiven through christ messiah despite our pain we can get better
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Always power yourself to move forward and ask God to forgive and seek repentance and peace Exodus 20 Leviticus 11 Genesis 1 Matthew 6 and please. repent. from sins and pray to God and believe accept your sins can be forgiven through christ messiah despite our pain we can get better
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Brennan
The calling of girls names was not something the writers came up with. In real life John C McGinley does this to his close friends, like John Cusack, who confirmed this. The only thing the writers did was make sure he didn't repeat names.
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The calling of girls names was not something the writers came up with. In real life John C McGinley does this to his close friends, like John Cusack, who confirmed this. The only thing the writers did was make sure he didn't repeat names.
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beans1030
Laverne: You'll be ok, marshmallow
Elliot: Do you call me marshmallow because I'm soft and easily flattened?
Laverne: Well, yeah. But, if it makes you feel any better, it's also because you're very white
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Laverne: You'll be ok, marshmallow
Elliot: Do you call me marshmallow because I'm soft and easily flattened?
Laverne: Well, yeah. But, if it makes you feel any better, it's also because you're very white
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cazia9
Im sure it wouldnt count as a comeback but I absolutely love when Jordan is at Perrys apartment and he asks her should I call you a taxi or just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring your broom around?
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Im sure it wouldnt count as a comeback but I absolutely love when Jordan is at Perrys apartment and he asks her should I call you a taxi or just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring your broom around?
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Albyjustme
When I ever need to think of an insult, I think of what doctor Cox would say, and sometimes it's less successful than others, But it definitely has affected my day to dayvocabulary, and phrases.
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When I ever need to think of an insult, I think of what doctor Cox would say, and sometimes it's less successful than others, But it definitely has affected my day to dayvocabulary, and phrases.
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Specter247
Scrubs was one of the greatest sit-coms on TV ever. Seasons 1-8 are absolute gems and I rewatch them a lot.
We do not talk about the should-have-been-an-abortion that is Season 9
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Scrubs was one of the greatest sit-coms on TV ever. Seasons 1-8 are absolute gems and I rewatch them a lot.
We do not talk about the should-have-been-an-abortion that is Season 9
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Greg
Calling JD Murder she wrote was my fav name used, but the best one still has to be they hate you bob from the bottom of your hoofs to the top of your pitchfork! That deserved a spot!
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Calling JD Murder she wrote was my fav name used, but the best one still has to be they hate you bob from the bottom of your hoofs to the top of your pitchfork! That deserved a spot!
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George
Kelso: Hey Dorian, Perry and i went to the movies last weekend.
Cox: Bob! He's not gonna take that well.
JD: Was it a romantic comedy?
Kelso: It was.
(JD flips out)
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Kelso: Hey Dorian, Perry and i went to the movies last weekend.
Cox: Bob! He's not gonna take that well.
JD: Was it a romantic comedy?
Kelso: It was.
(JD flips out)
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Trina
I miss this show, all of the jokes get even funnier on a rewatch, especially when I know what's coming. Cox, Turk, Kelso and the Janitor are the funniest characters to me.
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I miss this show, all of the jokes get even funnier on a rewatch, especially when I know what's coming. Cox, Turk, Kelso and the Janitor are the funniest characters to me.
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George
Ben: Look when you and Perry got divorced you made people choose sides. I chose him.
Jordan: You're my brother!
Ben: Admittedly that made it more difficult.
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Ben: Look when you and Perry got divorced you made people choose sides. I chose him.
Jordan: You're my brother!
Ben: Admittedly that made it more difficult.
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Captain
Wow. This list completely ruins every single joke by having the voiceover lady overexplain every damned one of them. Just play them. We don't need the commentary.
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Wow. This list completely ruins every single joke by having the voiceover lady overexplain every damned one of them. Just play them. We don't need the commentary.
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William
Thank you Ms Mojo for this amazing video. Scrubs is my favorite show of all time and I still watch seasons 1thru 8 a couple times a year. Dr Cox is a Legend.
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Thank you Ms Mojo for this amazing video. Scrubs is my favorite show of all time and I still watch seasons 1thru 8 a couple times a year. Dr Cox is a Legend.
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Romain
It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
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It's regular-strength Tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
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Meglet
Dr. Cox and Carla even liked each other and went on a date IIRC, but fortunately they instead developed a wonderful friendship with care and mutual respect.
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Dr. Cox and Carla even liked each other and went on a date IIRC, but fortunately they instead developed a wonderful friendship with care and mutual respect.
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CreepyBlueAnimals
If I knew him in real life I would think Dr. Cox was a total AH but Johnny C. McGinley is just so freaking funny it's hard not to love Dr. Cox!
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If I knew him in real life I would think Dr. Cox was a total AH but Johnny C. McGinley is just so freaking funny it's hard not to love Dr. Cox!
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GravityLoL
I was born too late to explore unknown corners of the earth and too soon to freely explore space but i was born in right time to experience Scrubs
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I was born too late to explore unknown corners of the earth and too soon to freely explore space but i was born in right time to experience Scrubs
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Ixnay
Basically was just here to see if I will if you will was on the list. Easily my favourite burn of the whole series in a series full of great ones: )
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Basically was just here to see if I will if you will was on the list. Easily my favourite burn of the whole series in a series full of great ones: )
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Donald
Newbie if the next two words out if your mouth aren't see ya then the third word will be oh my god my crotch, you've punched me in my crotch.
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Newbie if the next two words out if your mouth aren't see ya then the third word will be oh my god my crotch, you've punched me in my crotch.
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Carmilla
What did you put so much focus on Dr. Cox? Janitor brought more misery to everybody that even Dr. Cox was afraid of him.
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What did you put so much focus on Dr. Cox? Janitor brought more misery to everybody that even Dr. Cox was afraid of him.
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Brian
These were all good choices. .. but I could probably make a random list from random episodes, and it would be just as good.
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These were all good choices. .. but I could probably make a random list from random episodes, and it would be just as good.
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Nate
Explaining what the comebacks are and cutting out most of the actual dialogue in the video. Really takes me out of this.
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Explaining what the comebacks are and cutting out most of the actual dialogue in the video. Really takes me out of this.
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Matthew
My God Barbie! How do you put your bra and panties on in the morning! All by yourself. it's remarkable
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My God Barbie! How do you put your bra and panties on in the morning! All by yourself. it's remarkable
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Corey
JD: Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Laverne: A concussion
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JD: Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Laverne: A concussion
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