LGR - Santa Balls - PC Game Review
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Date: 2022-04-14
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RarefoilB
It-s the Elf Balls! (Yee, yee)
It-s the Elf Balls! (What'd he say)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Hey, I know that kid)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Don't forget ya boy Angel)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls-)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Hey)
It-s the Elf Balls! (This beat's rockin')
It-s the Elf Balls! (Wow)
It-s the Elf Balls!
Oliver-s from S. P, Jack-s from the Frost Bite
Ruldolph the Reindeer red-nose-ite!
Santa Claus, -Ballsman-, baby!
He raised Oliver, loves kids
Jack-s cool and cooler, he-s still freezen-
And cause they eat candy, they're still virgins
Mrs. Claus, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Balls- homegirl, tho no one wanna keep her
So it-s not happenin-, neither!
Shakin- like a big gift
Hold up, let me open this, take a big suck (Candy Cane)
Breathe mint flavor in my lungs
I got presents, what you watchin-, son?
It-s the Elf Balls! (Yah)
It-s the Elf Balls! (AAAAARRRGH)
It-s the Elf Balls!
It-s the Elf Balls!
(What did I just waste 10 minutes doing)
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It-s the Elf Balls! (Yee, yee)
It-s the Elf Balls! (What'd he say)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Hey, I know that kid)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Don't forget ya boy Angel)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls)
It-s the Elf Balls! (It-s the Elf Balls-)
It-s the Elf Balls! (Hey)
It-s the Elf Balls! (This beat's rockin')
It-s the Elf Balls! (Wow)
It-s the Elf Balls!
Oliver-s from S. P, Jack-s from the Frost Bite
Ruldolph the Reindeer red-nose-ite!
Santa Claus, -Ballsman-, baby!
He raised Oliver, loves kids
Jack-s cool and cooler, he-s still freezen-
And cause they eat candy, they're still virgins
Mrs. Claus, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Balls- homegirl, tho no one wanna keep her
So it-s not happenin-, neither!
Shakin- like a big gift
Hold up, let me open this, take a big suck (Candy Cane)
Breathe mint flavor in my lungs
I got presents, what you watchin-, son?
It-s the Elf Balls! (Yah)
It-s the Elf Balls! (AAAAARRRGH)
It-s the Elf Balls!
It-s the Elf Balls!
(What did I just waste 10 minutes doing)
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Slashed
I remember playing Adventure Elf from this series. The story involves penguins stealing all of Santa's gifts. The game itself is a platformer where you have to -nab- penguins by touching them. There are a lot of hazards (cakes, beartraps, yellow snow and so on. The game becomes harder with every level ( I do not know how many levels there are. The game is notable for having a -premium- version, which you unlocked by paying money in order to get a code you could input into the game itself. The additions include an unlimited time mode (the game by default has a time limit. Of course right now the code is all over the Internet
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I remember playing Adventure Elf from this series. The story involves penguins stealing all of Santa's gifts. The game itself is a platformer where you have to -nab- penguins by touching them. There are a lot of hazards (cakes, beartraps, yellow snow and so on. The game becomes harder with every level ( I do not know how many levels there are. The game is notable for having a -premium- version, which you unlocked by paying money in order to get a code you could input into the game itself. The additions include an unlimited time mode (the game by default has a time limit. Of course right now the code is all over the Internet
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Sixtyforce
I actually remember playing this a few years ago. It was around 2013. And I had received a (horrible) eMachines laptop to do computery things on it. And in the laptop case was a disc of real weird games. One of them was Zuma deluxe which is one of the reasons I wish I could still find it. :( One of them was some confusing Mario tech demo thing that needed DOSBox to run and one of them was this. I just found the game too boring to continue playing after 5 minutes then promptly went back to Zuma, lol.
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I actually remember playing this a few years ago. It was around 2013. And I had received a (horrible) eMachines laptop to do computery things on it. And in the laptop case was a disc of real weird games. One of them was Zuma deluxe which is one of the reasons I wish I could still find it. :( One of them was some confusing Mario tech demo thing that needed DOSBox to run and one of them was this. I just found the game too boring to continue playing after 5 minutes then promptly went back to Zuma, lol.
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Joey
Oh man. I don't know about you folk, but I do -not- miss this era of the internet at all.
Y'know - when pitched up voices swearing a lot were considered to be the most hilarious thing on earth. Remember 'Foamy the squirrel'? Remember Fred? Oh my god. Fred. I know a lot of people regard nostalgia very highly, but I hope this kind of -entertainment- stays buried forever.
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Oh man. I don't know about you folk, but I do -not- miss this era of the internet at all.
Y'know - when pitched up voices swearing a lot were considered to be the most hilarious thing on earth. Remember 'Foamy the squirrel'? Remember Fred? Oh my god. Fred. I know a lot of people regard nostalgia very highly, but I hope this kind of -entertainment- stays buried forever.
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mistaecco
Holy crap in suddenly remember a flash game like this from my childhood. If you made an illegal move on this game, would Santa say things like -put some lipstick on that move, cuz it was ugly! -, and also a very annoyed -oh. My. God. -? If not, now I gotta find some old flash game haha!
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Holy crap in suddenly remember a flash game like this from my childhood. If you made an illegal move on this game, would Santa say things like -put some lipstick on that move, cuz it was ugly! -, and also a very annoyed -oh. My. God. -? If not, now I gotta find some old flash game haha!
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summer
I remember when I was a kid, this game scared me because he said naughty words. (I was a sheltered Christian kid)
Oh and there was a platformer they made with Oliver that I was addicted to. But of course, that too, had -naughty words- and I felt bad for playing it lol. Poor fetus Summer.
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I remember when I was a kid, this game scared me because he said naughty words. (I was a sheltered Christian kid)
Oh and there was a platformer they made with Oliver that I was addicted to. But of course, that too, had -naughty words- and I felt bad for playing it lol. Poor fetus Summer.
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Locomamonk
Hahaha Netscape! Boy do I have DCR, DIR and SWF files that I used to take out of Temporally Internet Files back in the day of minigames. I loved how you introduced the video by opening a DCR. Interesting enough, there were a few pure javascript games as well mixed in between those.
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Hahaha Netscape! Boy do I have DCR, DIR and SWF files that I used to take out of Temporally Internet Files back in the day of minigames. I loved how you introduced the video by opening a DCR. Interesting enough, there were a few pure javascript games as well mixed in between those.
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CryingElfGirl
I'm sorry but you sound like such a baby boomer. There are tons of actual free to play games out there. 0ad, OpenRA, the marathon trilogy, megagiest, just to name a few. All are free to play, no microtransactions no timers, no abitriary restrictions.
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I'm sorry but you sound like such a baby boomer. There are tons of actual free to play games out there. 0ad, OpenRA, the marathon trilogy, megagiest, just to name a few. All are free to play, no microtransactions no timers, no abitriary restrictions.
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Tyler
This game may not have had microtransactions, but a vast number of Kewlbox games did in the form of their -Power Player- codes. I'd guess Santa Balls was juuuust early enough in the site's history that they hadn't started monetizing.
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This game may not have had microtransactions, but a vast number of Kewlbox games did in the form of their -Power Player- codes. I'd guess Santa Balls was juuuust early enough in the site's history that they hadn't started monetizing.
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Samuel
I have heaps of nostalgia for the addicting games website. Flash games took up a lot of my childhood, I'd like to start a video series about them at some point. Have a great Christmas LGR and fellow fans.
Balls.
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I have heaps of nostalgia for the addicting games website. Flash games took up a lot of my childhood, I'd like to start a video series about them at some point. Have a great Christmas LGR and fellow fans.
Balls.
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