Top 10 New Girl Jokes That Will NEVER Get Old
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Date: 2023-11-20
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Liz
I love those moments in New Girl (actually I love it in any comedy series) where the characters know each other so well, they can imitate them or say certain lines. One time everyone was going to have fondue for dinner, and Schmidt was dating Fawn, so Jess looked at Schmidt and told him not to say it, and when he looked confused she said I thought you were gonna say step one, fondue. Step two, do Fawn.
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I love those moments in New Girl (actually I love it in any comedy series) where the characters know each other so well, they can imitate them or say certain lines. One time everyone was going to have fondue for dinner, and Schmidt was dating Fawn, so Jess looked at Schmidt and told him not to say it, and when he looked confused she said I thought you were gonna say step one, fondue. Step two, do Fawn.
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Abraham
There are two funny jokes that were never mentioned
1. Where they cross the border and when the guard reads there passports he reads them wrong
2 where nick talks about money its hilarious. Gold I understand its shiny you can make jewelry out of it. Silver, put a werewolf in front of me and done. Brass, makes the bells that make sound throughout the land.
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There are two funny jokes that were never mentioned
1. Where they cross the border and when the guard reads there passports he reads them wrong
2 where nick talks about money its hilarious. Gold I understand its shiny you can make jewelry out of it. Silver, put a werewolf in front of me and done. Brass, makes the bells that make sound throughout the land.
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Ed
My favourite joke was jess. God I hated her by the end of season 4. Possibly prior. definitely prior. Honestly when they brought megan fox in (despite me not being the biggest fan of the majority of foxs work in the past) I found myself hoping she was a permanent replacement for Zoey and found myself chanting bring back megan at the tv when zoey finally returned.
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My favourite joke was jess. God I hated her by the end of season 4. Possibly prior. definitely prior. Honestly when they brought megan fox in (despite me not being the biggest fan of the majority of foxs work in the past) I found myself hoping she was a permanent replacement for Zoey and found myself chanting bring back megan at the tv when zoey finally returned.
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Lital
1. My sixteenth year, I never got an erection. I thought they were done. I thought my p was dead. It wasn't.
2. The one where Schmidt Profesess his love to Cece and brings her a pigeon.
3. Furguson? Where have you been? What? Hi! Huh? When you leave the house, you take your cell phone with you.
God these crack me up every time!
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1. My sixteenth year, I never got an erection. I thought they were done. I thought my p was dead. It wasn't.
2. The one where Schmidt Profesess his love to Cece and brings her a pigeon.
3. Furguson? Where have you been? What? Hi! Huh? When you leave the house, you take your cell phone with you.
God these crack me up every time!
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Em
Heres a loophole:
Schmidt went by Winston up until he met Winnie-the-Bish. BUT in the flashback when Nick was talking about how Schmidt was ALWAYS there, he goes Im Schmidt ALSO when they go to New York, theres a flashback of Schmidt in high school, and they call him Schmidt. So interesting. :)
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Heres a loophole:
Schmidt went by Winston up until he met Winnie-the-Bish. BUT in the flashback when Nick was talking about how Schmidt was ALWAYS there, he goes Im Schmidt ALSO when they go to New York, theres a flashback of Schmidt in high school, and they call him Schmidt. So interesting. :)
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Sean
Showing Jess some love! Dont get the hate! Funny and genuinely caring! With sarcasm. Shes the friend we all need! Winston and Schmidt are awesome too. Dont get nick at all! Very predictable and unbelievable That anyone is that pathetic And awkward in real life.
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Showing Jess some love! Dont get the hate! Funny and genuinely caring! With sarcasm. Shes the friend we all need! Winston and Schmidt are awesome too. Dont get nick at all! Very predictable and unbelievable That anyone is that pathetic And awkward in real life.
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Meh
The spider hunt episode was my favorite episode! Especially that conversation between nick and Jess. And Winston you know what he said. he said she ugly. he said she look like a dag on meatball with hair
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The spider hunt episode was my favorite episode! Especially that conversation between nick and Jess. And Winston you know what he said. he said she ugly. he said she look like a dag on meatball with hair
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nia
idk why but i found it hilarious when winston got cece a beanbag chair for secret Santa and it cuts to them playing pictionary, Winston drawing a circle and cece immediately guessing beanbag chair
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idk why but i found it hilarious when winston got cece a beanbag chair for secret Santa and it cuts to them playing pictionary, Winston drawing a circle and cece immediately guessing beanbag chair
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Domen
Gold, I understand. Its shiny. You can make jewelry out of it. Silver? Put a werewolf in front of me, hes dead. Brass create bells that make sound throughout the land.
Nick Miller
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Gold, I understand. Its shiny. You can make jewelry out of it. Silver? Put a werewolf in front of me, hes dead. Brass create bells that make sound throughout the land.
Nick Miller
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jul
I love love love New Girl. my fave scene was when they all offered their sperm to Jess when she got paranoid about her eggs dying. i love Schmidt's face when he's offering his. Hahahha
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I love love love New Girl. my fave scene was when they all offered their sperm to Jess when she got paranoid about her eggs dying. i love Schmidt's face when he's offering his. Hahahha
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jpatrick1967
This show lasted only 7 seasons. Friends and Big Bang lasted 22 seasons combined. guess which showed got more laughs out of me than those two overrated shit shows combined?
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This show lasted only 7 seasons. Friends and Big Bang lasted 22 seasons combined. guess which showed got more laughs out of me than those two overrated shit shows combined?
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fanjoy
How did you manage to make New Girl come across lame?
Leaving out the best and destroying brilliant moments like the popcorn machine scene with unnecessary commentary.
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How did you manage to make New Girl come across lame?
Leaving out the best and destroying brilliant moments like the popcorn machine scene with unnecessary commentary.
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neelambhari
When i read the comments there is literally not one scene repeated by two people sayin this id my favorite. That just shows every scene from new is a gem
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When i read the comments there is literally not one scene repeated by two people sayin this id my favorite. That just shows every scene from new is a gem
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makenna
I personally love when nick gets super pissed off about pull to open doors. I love when he screams I'LL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH and when he yells I hate doors!
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I personally love when nick gets super pissed off about pull to open doors. I love when he screams I'LL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH and when he yells I hate doors!
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ezel
My favourite part is a flash back of Winston on a date and Ron Funches comes in wearing a trench coat and underwear singing a George Michael song. Hilarious!
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My favourite part is a flash back of Winston on a date and Ron Funches comes in wearing a trench coat and underwear singing a George Michael song. Hilarious!
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Jan
Nick Miller hasn't been the smoothest guy when it comes to women.
Yet he manages to attract all the hottest ones in the show. What a guy! XD
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Nick Miller hasn't been the smoothest guy when it comes to women.
Yet he manages to attract all the hottest ones in the show. What a guy! XD
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Nicole
is it possible that this still cracks me up after two years? like literally i was laughing for 14 minutes straight watching this video lmao
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is it possible that this still cracks me up after two years? like literally i was laughing for 14 minutes straight watching this video lmao
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Brock
You didnt even include the damp towel. this list has a lot of glaring omissions and includes a decent amount of subpar jokes in my opinion
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You didnt even include the damp towel. this list has a lot of glaring omissions and includes a decent amount of subpar jokes in my opinion
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Bruvfessor
I dunno but I think Megan Fox/Reagen didn't really fit in this series, no chemistry. Probably that's why they hv bad rating in S5&S6
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I dunno but I think Megan Fox/Reagen didn't really fit in this series, no chemistry. Probably that's why they hv bad rating in S5&S6
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Hyun
The uninterested blanket intrestingly multiply because shark ultrasonographically confuse pace a mature jaw. beautiful, alive centimeter
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The uninterested blanket intrestingly multiply because shark ultrasonographically confuse pace a mature jaw. beautiful, alive centimeter
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megan
Can we talk about how Outside Dave is the actual MVP of the show? Had some of the best lines and scenes in the entire show lol
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Can we talk about how Outside Dave is the actual MVP of the show? Had some of the best lines and scenes in the entire show lol
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Aelynn
Personally for me the meth episode should definitely be on this list. When Jess says I'm on methhhh, that gets me everytime.
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Personally for me the meth episode should definitely be on this list. When Jess says I'm on methhhh, that gets me everytime.
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Prometheus
Come on mojo what about the fight for the one true Schmidt between big Schmidt(rob wriggle) and Schmidt(max green)
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Come on mojo what about the fight for the one true Schmidt between big Schmidt(rob wriggle) and Schmidt(max green)
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Diva
A definitely underrated joke/bit was Fire and Ice, when Coach and Winston tried to get into Prince's house and succeeded
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A definitely underrated joke/bit was Fire and Ice, when Coach and Winston tried to get into Prince's house and succeeded
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usman
New girl never got the status in the tv universe it deserved. It was criminally underrated and consistently funny
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New girl never got the status in the tv universe it deserved. It was criminally underrated and consistently funny
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Matias
HOW IS NICKS FREAK OUT OVER MEETING PRINCE NOT ON THIS LIST? I will never not cry from laughter at that scene
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HOW IS NICKS FREAK OUT OVER MEETING PRINCE NOT ON THIS LIST? I will never not cry from laughter at that scene
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datruth
You literally could pick a 1000 top 10 funniest moments from this show. these would be in the 4-500 range.
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You literally could pick a 1000 top 10 funniest moments from this show. these would be in the 4-500 range.
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MoonBaked
Hands down, the funniest line in the show is My friends call me Gay Nick hahaha always makes me laugh
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Hands down, the funniest line in the show is My friends call me Gay Nick hahaha always makes me laugh
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Denis
The list is terrible! These are just scenes? What part of these are memorable jokes that never got old?
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The list is terrible! These are just scenes? What part of these are memorable jokes that never got old?
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Jess
Schmidts scream when he finds out jess kissed his dad and are you the criminals! From the statistics!
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Schmidts scream when he finds out jess kissed his dad and are you the criminals! From the statistics!
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