Parenting Tips from God of War's Director
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1. Be quiet Boy!
2. You are NOT ready Boy!
3. Take the slide Boy!
4. Begin to hold out your hand and then withdraw it signifying your discomfort with showing emotion. Then tell the Boy to buck up.
5. Boy will only be ready after a harrowing ordeal involving a God, a deer and a pig.
6. Rub Boys carelessness in to his pain. It will make him stronger.
7. _You_ must be stronger than Boy.
8. Be dismissive of Boy but leave PornHub up on the computer. Hell either get addicted to porn and go out making babies or be scarred for life. Either way, he will be stronger.\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10
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Comments and reviews: 11
-romeotango5597
My niece was pretry clearly afraid of the slide my dad built for her. I didn't need to go up to get her to go down. I just kept bringing her up and telling her she could do it. Now she loves the slide, because she conquered it herself. I didn't need to go up and talk. I needed to invite her to take the step herself. Now when she comes to -gampa's- she decides regularly that it is slide time and she always goes first, and always insists I go after. So proud of that little girl.
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My niece was pretry clearly afraid of the slide my dad built for her. I didn't need to go up to get her to go down. I just kept bringing her up and telling her she could do it. Now she loves the slide, because she conquered it herself. I didn't need to go up and talk. I needed to invite her to take the step herself. Now when she comes to -gampa's- she decides regularly that it is slide time and she always goes first, and always insists I go after. So proud of that little girl.
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-MrIsaac95
Top 5 Parenting Tips I Learned from Playing God of War:
1) Always call your child -boy- regardless of gender.
2) Be sure to give your child a bow & arrow.
3) Train them so that one day they'll be able to take on draugr, trolls and even giants.
4) If they ask if you can -kill something that big-, simply look at them sternly without saying anything.
5) Mistletoe is important! Tie it to your child's clothing!
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Top 5 Parenting Tips I Learned from Playing God of War:
1) Always call your child -boy- regardless of gender.
2) Be sure to give your child a bow & arrow.
3) Train them so that one day they'll be able to take on draugr, trolls and even giants.
4) If they ask if you can -kill something that big-, simply look at them sternly without saying anything.
5) Mistletoe is important! Tie it to your child's clothing!
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-tyborbat
Cory seems like a cool dude. He is very open for people, he talks with fans and he has a lighthearted humor when it comes to talk about the game. You don't see many game directors who are this passionate not just for making a game but also how this makes people feel for the game and for these characters. He and God of War deserve all the credit it gets.
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Cory seems like a cool dude. He is very open for people, he talks with fans and he has a lighthearted humor when it comes to talk about the game. You don't see many game directors who are this passionate not just for making a game but also how this makes people feel for the game and for these characters. He and God of War deserve all the credit it gets.
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-josephrandall1911
I'm so happy for that man and everyone who worked on the game. It's nice to see good old fashioned hard work pay off. They just wanted to make a great fan and they did. Congratulations guys!
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I'm so happy for that man and everyone who worked on the game. It's nice to see good old fashioned hard work pay off. They just wanted to make a great fan and they did. Congratulations guys!
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-ViolentGenius
So these are questions based on the game right? Kratos beat his father to death with his bare hands. Haven't played GoW4. So don't know about the rest of the questions.
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So these are questions based on the game right? Kratos beat his father to death with his bare hands. Haven't played GoW4. So don't know about the rest of the questions.
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-AnimeMoonGoddess2
I was expecting more day to day questions. Lol. I think Kratos is a great dad. He's not perfect, but he's getting better. Plus, he's wise af.
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I was expecting more day to day questions. Lol. I think Kratos is a great dad. He's not perfect, but he's getting better. Plus, he's wise af.
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-Skycube100
Just imagine Atreus asking the last question to Kratos XD I think he'll definitely have loads and loads and loads of Flashbacks XD
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Just imagine Atreus asking the last question to Kratos XD I think he'll definitely have loads and loads and loads of Flashbacks XD
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-residentsteve
Already stopped playing this gow don-t know why just not enjoying it, too much like horizon for me hated that game.
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Already stopped playing this gow don-t know why just not enjoying it, too much like horizon for me hated that game.
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-RatKingShriggy
if you are at polygon sitting in an armchair having a chill time you GOTTA wear that blue robe, it's the rules
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if you are at polygon sitting in an armchair having a chill time you GOTTA wear that blue robe, it's the rules
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-ShadowLenahan
so. might just be how my mom raised me but dude your parenting advice is way too hippie like for me
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so. might just be how my mom raised me but dude your parenting advice is way too hippie like for me
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polygon
I wonder where all of Kratos' weapons went after God of war 3, and how he got the blades of chaos back
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I wonder where all of Kratos' weapons went after God of war 3, and how he got the blades of chaos back
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