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Simone's E3 Survival Tips - Polygon - E3 2017

Simone's E3 Survival Tips - Polygon - E3 2017

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Going to E3 for the first time? Let us give you some helpful tips for surviving the exhausting conference! Watch ALL of our E3 2017 content Okay - how has nobody commented on the fact that at 3: 24 theres a loud slapping sound, and someone (probably Simone) saying -Thank you, Daddy- that Im preeeeeeeeetty sure did not come from the original Raymond audio. Polygon, how are you guys even real? (I mean that in the best way possible)\r\n
Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 13


My tip is to never take a picture with the costumed Nintendo mascots because all of them are jut Reggie underneath the costume and if you take a picture with him he'll steal your body and trap you inside the costume.
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When you first drop into E3, try to grab a good backpack, some rifles, maybe a shotgun, a scope and some armor; that'll set you on the right track for when the electric field starts to close in.
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i'm gonna walk in a reverse pentagram and summon mara the throbbing king of desire who will then protect me and help me wait in lines for demos as i go ask developers about frame rates
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i get so much joy from simone not only calling an egg's yolk -the yellowball-, but also doing so with the cadence and gestures of someone giving instructions on Zoom
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Bring enough supplies to survive a nuclear winter that is enough for a family of 4 and a time machine and a stopwatch that stops time so you can cut them lines
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The shot at 1: 27 only furthers in making me think that the polygon gang can't travel more than several yards away from the others.
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This is amazing. I can not fully comprehend, or express the emotions that I felt while watching this, but it affected me.
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Rest of Polygon staff makes a bunch of quality content: -mild applause-
Griffin eats a banana wrong: -CRONCH ME VORE DADDY-

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I was a little weirded out when it seemed like this was gonna be a normal video but I'm
I mean I'm still weirded out actually

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big fan of how simone's facial expressions do not match up AT ALL with the everybody loves raymond laugh track
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Yo real gamers, don't forget: pre-moisten that ham boy-yee. I mean, you gonna need it for your lit AF street mayo.
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THE LAST AUDIBLE WORDS IN THIS VIDEO ARE -thank you daddy-. Is this just a coincidence Simone? I think not
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deoderent, water, take breaks, and for god sake don't bother game devs or celebs while they are eating
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