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Bowser's military hierarchy - Unraveled

Bowser's military hierarchy - Unraveled

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Bowser needs to organize his military or else he might be committing a war crime. Brian David Gilbert is here to help solve his hierarchy Koopa Troopa Rank; Field Medic
Under international law, medics may carry weapons, but can only use them if engaged by unprovoked enemy forces. Should they initiate combat, they forfeit their status as non-combatants. The only implication here is that if the Player does decide to attack a Koopa Troopa, Mario is a war criminal as he has now attacked a non-combatant, and this also means the Koopa Troopa can fight back without losing non-combatant status
Note about using Cappy to possess enemy troops;
I have never played or watched the game thats from, but if enemy troops no longer attack you when youre in this form, a better fit is False Flag Warfare. The player completely takes over the body of the enemy, it no longer has its own consciousness which I would say disqualifies it as a hostage. In this case however, it is a disguise, and under the rules of False Flag Warfare, this is too a war crime. False Flag Warfare means that you must be easily identifiable and you must not identify yourself as anyone else this means you cannot;
1. Use unmarked uniforms
2. Use uniform markings of another country or territory
3. Use unmarked/incorrectly marked aircraft
4. Use unmarked/incorrectly marked naval craft
5. Use the guise of surrender to trick the enemy. If you attack after surrender, you forfeit the status of non-combatant and you forfeit the rights of surrender and protection under the Geneva Conventions.
On this list, No. 2 applies to the use of Cappy\r\n

Date: 2023-12-10

Comments and reviews: 25


9: 09 Nope sorry. Unagi has been dethroned as the scariest thing ever by Horrorboros in Splatoon 3. It screams like a person yelling thru a glitched out megaphone and it looks like some kind of horrific bioweapon science expirament. It doesn't even have pupils in its eyes. I legit had to take a moment after seeing it for the first time. Nintendo could make a good horror game if they wanted to. They already put obominations of nature in their kids games lol
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Much like the USA, neither the Toadstool Kingdom nor the Koopa Kingdom are signatories to the Rome Statute and therefore the Conventions cannot be used against either of their militaries.
In a similar vein, Mario cannot be tried for war crimes because not only is he not a soldier for a state that submits to the ICC, he is not a soldier at all, he is a civilian.

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I mean yeah they are civilians Bowser is the King of the koopas. Also do we need to mention that their are kings working in bowser's military? Does this mean that kings such as King Bomb-omb and King Goomba are just lords? Or even worse they are rulers of a nation which was conquered by bowser, their former troops, now working under bowser.
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bowser has 4 legions under his command, The Spectral empire (King boo) The Frost Empire (Baron Brr) the Magma empire (King kaliente) and the bomb ombs (King bomb ombs) goombas, bullies, aspikes, etc are all PMCs. Koopas are the rank-and-file of the Bowser kingdom
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me: ill watch some old bdg polygon vids to forget about the current state of the world and be happy for a few minutes
bdg: /quotes the specific parts of the geneva convention which are being done right now and supported by major world powers

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For whoever or however the sections are made on the video: thank u so much for having the Naval Forces time stamp being exactly where he says -why do piranha plant have bone in it? - Replaying that single sentence brings me so much joy
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I'm binge watching Brian David Gilbert videos and the song at the end is so beautiful. There's so many things we don't see behind the scenes but it's so nice to see Brian with his fellow nerds as they made this video. So wholesome!
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Of both boos and dry bones can be enlisted in Bowser-s army, that suggests that a dead soldier is literally worth more to Bowser-s military than a live one. When a soldier dies, you can get two more soldiers in their place.
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14: 15 Polygon likes hiring people with impaired vision. The only person without glasses that works for Polygon here is Simone (I am assuming everyone here except Brian-s Roomate works for Polygon.
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The fact that the encyclopedia he's using is published by Dark Horse, publishers of Hellboy, Umbrella Academy, and (previously) the Fox properties (Alien/Predator) feels cursed to me.
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My favorite joke in this was the fact that i was laughing so uncontrollably from -dry brian- and -wet bowser- that i didn't even laugh at seaman, which i DIDN'T get until a bit later
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I learned today that the giant eel's name is Unagi. Brian is right, he is downright terrifying and makes me afraid of deep murky water, even though everything's pretty clear in Mario 64.
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Your mistake is assuming that there is such a thing as the Geneva convention. There is no such thing, only the Geneva suggestion.
Rememberz it's only a warcrime if you lose

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Mario is not subject to the geneva convention as he does not fit an organized military structure. I recommend you charge him in the mushroom kingdom or bowsers castle.
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Who is to say that Bowser ISN'T the rightful monarch? Peach may be a usurper. We have no idea of the politicol climate before the brothers Mario arrived.
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Turning Point Nintendo be like: -The civilian Koopa sacrifices in Bowser-s kingdom are a necessary part of Mario-s rescue of Princess Peach! -
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Polygon needs to get him back, he doesnt done much since he decided to go on his own, and with Polygon they were hitting one home run after another
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-It's the Stus. -
-Strollin stu strollin stu-
-Soarin stu soarin stu-
-swipin stu swiping stu-
-smolderin stu smolderin stu-

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Brian: I don-t think Nintendo would create a war criminal and let him ride in a car with a baby
Mario Galaxy: Am I a joke to you

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5: 26 So, a Chain Chomp can be both a Captain, AND be domesticated? I didn't know Daisy was an affiliate of the Affini Compact.
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Did Brian ever get told the Mario Encyclopedia was plagiarized from the unofficial Mario wiki before or after this video was made?
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I am curious about the implication that Bowser's nation fought in the Korean War. The question remains: on which side?
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My god I've been committing genocide this whole time. Christ, I've played these games with my children. I've gotta go.
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I would do anything to get him to make a video on the anatomy and ecosystem and everything of the cars movies
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I've seen this video so many times by now, and I guess I have just always forgotten about the break into song
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