Rescue Goat Lives To Create Drama - ANSEL THE DESTROYER
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Little did either of us suspect that this otherwise fine morning was about to end in violent bloodshed and death. \r
Just as we were rounding a bend in the dirt road, we were ambushed by none other than mean Milo Pratt. Somewhat learning disabled, he was the most aggressively ignorantly dull bully in the entire Tri-state area. Unnaturally tall and chubby for his age, Milo took great pleasure in harassing all his nerdly classmates. And he really had it in for me, given that I am exceptionally nerdly. Usually he kept his bullying confined to the schoolyard, where his aggressively ignorantly dull behaviors would most effectively spread fear among his peers. But on that fateful morning he thought it would be a good idea to give me special attention. \r
Out from behind a copse of willow trees Milo leapt, brandishing a rusty rake while yelling Hey Dave, you nerdly viola playing loser in life! Im gonna rake your ugly face with my rusty rake until you cry like a baby! Noticing the goat, he added Jeez, thats the ugliest dog I ever did see. Its almost as ugly as you. So when Im done raking your face Im gonna rake your dog too! Yessiree thats what Im gonna do! And theres nothing you can do to stop me! \r
Indeed being quite nerdly, I was naturally taken aback and felt disinclined to do anything besides cry like a baby when the timing seemed appropriate, as per Milos strictly implied instructions. Although not fully reconciled with the situation, I was resigned. Fortunately Nellie Chompers, feeling much less passive than I and having been greatly offended by Milos unjust accusations, wasted no time by immediately butting Milo right in his chubby belly. \r
Ouch, Milo yelped, as the severe butting knocked him ten feet through the air, fatally impaling the back of his neck upon the jagged stump of a recently felled willow. Then Nellie Chompers proceeded to finish the job. Ironically in about as much time as it takes for a school of hungry piranha to tear the flesh off of a drowning goat, she rapidly consumed Milos entire body, bones and all, leaving no evidence whatsoever. Sure, I was fifteen minutes late for school that day. But it was worth it.
Date: 2024-03-26
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Comments and reviews: 32
the-dodo
Ok first time this Marine has said anything like the following-That goat is friggin adorable. I have a Jack Russell named Missy, she is not 14 yrs old. I got her from a rescue when she was 3, and she had been HORRIBLY abused. I tried to find out who the previous owners were, but they wisely didn't give me that. It took me a year of working with her daily to get her to be ok. She had been tied up on a short chain in the backyard in all weather and they let other dogs attack her or whatever, so she hated other dogs. I do not understand how people can abuse animals it is baffling to me.
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Ok first time this Marine has said anything like the following-That goat is friggin adorable. I have a Jack Russell named Missy, she is not 14 yrs old. I got her from a rescue when she was 3, and she had been HORRIBLY abused. I tried to find out who the previous owners were, but they wisely didn't give me that. It took me a year of working with her daily to get her to be ok. She had been tied up on a short chain in the backyard in all weather and they let other dogs attack her or whatever, so she hated other dogs. I do not understand how people can abuse animals it is baffling to me.
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OutnBacker
I have heard it said that, if you want to keep your donkey from getting out of the paddock, never let him see you unlock the gate. I guess that applies to goats as well. Waaayyy smarter than dogs.
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I have heard it said that, if you want to keep your donkey from getting out of the paddock, never let him see you unlock the gate. I guess that applies to goats as well. Waaayyy smarter than dogs.
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islandbirdw
That’s one smart, tenacious well coordinated goat. I live with an entirely different kind of creature who I like to say is a cross between Houdini and a chainsaw. Any guesses
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That’s one smart, tenacious well coordinated goat. I live with an entirely different kind of creature who I like to say is a cross between Houdini and a chainsaw. Any guesses
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Bkamron
Goats, hands down my favorite animals. Always a 'trip' when they're around. No 'homestead' is complete without a few. They always look high and carefree I love them.
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Goats, hands down my favorite animals. Always a 'trip' when they're around. No 'homestead' is complete without a few. They always look high and carefree I love them.
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benpogi4ever
He should have been dehorned as a kid goat. The video may seem cute for now but, definitely, those horns can still hurt someone. Just saying.
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He should have been dehorned as a kid goat. The video may seem cute for now but, definitely, those horns can still hurt someone. Just saying.
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mrssamiporter7070
Beautiful story. But my babydog Abu does a lot of the same things to doors and locks without horns. Aren't animals amazing
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Beautiful story. But my babydog Abu does a lot of the same things to doors and locks without horns. Aren't animals amazing
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Tipperary757
Super smart. Too bad he can't be trained for a job -- chief bottle opener at a restaurant Thanks for rescuing!
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Super smart. Too bad he can't be trained for a job -- chief bottle opener at a restaurant Thanks for rescuing!
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ted1091
This is hilarious. Whenever I feel down, I just watch Ansel. It is called Goats of Anarchy after all
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This is hilarious. Whenever I feel down, I just watch Ansel. It is called Goats of Anarchy after all
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mariag5306
One of my cats is just like Ansel. She manages to get into everything and yes open doors as well.
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One of my cats is just like Ansel. She manages to get into everything and yes open doors as well.
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betternow1906
Dose the fact that he doesn't have ears hinder his ability to hear or sense his surroundings
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Dose the fact that he doesn't have ears hinder his ability to hear or sense his surroundings
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mollysimpson680
I love them! I have a ptsd assistance goat and goats of anarchy was kind of my inspiration
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I love them! I have a ptsd assistance goat and goats of anarchy was kind of my inspiration
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emmatorode6704
Goats line to get to the food, once they get up they will eat themselves to death
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Goats line to get to the food, once they get up they will eat themselves to death
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