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Top 10 Adult Jokes You Missed in Shrek

Top 10 Adult Jokes You Missed in Shrek

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These adult jokes you missed in Shrek really put the P in PG. For this list, well be going over the gags from the Shrek franchise aimed more towards adults than kids, and that you may have overlooked on first viewing. Our countdown includes shes not easy, Farquaads name, milkboarding, and more! MsMojo ranks the adult jokes you missed in Shrek. Are there any jokes we missed?
Date: 2023-11-20

Comments and reviews: 30


Why is [Robin Hood] French?
I wonder if you asked why Robin Hood had an American accent in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?
French is actually probably much more historically accurate to the myth than most American film productions of Robin Hood, since most modern tellings of Robin Hood set their stories not long after the Norman invasions. During this time most English noblemen would have been the children of French noblemen that were given titles and land in England by William I (William the Conqueror. French was spoken by the noble classes in England for some time after the conquests and their children would most likely have had French accents as a consequence.
The lands around the village where I grew up (in Nottinghamshire) were owned, after the conquests, by the De Aincurt family, who were handed the area for their loyalty to William. There are a great many French influences on England from around that period.
Note that Hood is also usually loyal to King Richard in modern tellings; often freshly returned from fighting in the crusades shoulder-to-shoulder with Richard; and is instrumental in the overthrowing of King John. King Richard almost certainly spoke French since he lived most of his adult life in Aquitaine. If Robin and Richard were friends, which is often very heavily implied, then the chances are very good that Robin ALSO spoke French.
Additionally some aspects of the modern Robin Hood myth appear to have originated in France. It's likely that the story of Maid Marian originated in France, made its way to England and, over time, was incorporated into the story of Robin Hood.

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You wanna know what's _really_ funny? I didn't get the compensating joke as a kid, but I eventually learned what it meant. But there was another compensating joke I didn't get. Near my brother's wedding reception, a female manager was upset with a caterer who had signed up for a one-person shift. She said she didn't think he could manage alone. She was sternly all, I've told you not to sign up for shifts by yourself, I've been very clear about that, I don't know how much clearer I can get for you to listen. You need someone there to give you instructions and guide you. And then the caterer said, You know, I'm beginning to see why you work so many wedding receptions. I didn't understand, but the next day, while watching the castle scene in Shrek, the idea of compensating for an unfortunate lack made me see what the caterer meant. And I gotta say, that _is_ sad.
At least it's my interpretation of what he meant.

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Another sad thing. There were three bears in cages when we were introduced to donkey. There was papa bear, who was wearing glasses. There was mother bear, who had a pink bow, and then there was baby bear, who was a baby. Later when they are all free, you only see baby bear and papa bear, but no mama bear. Papa and baby bear are both also seen crying. Later on in the movie (during me time in the castle) you can see a bear rug in lord Farquads room, and it has a pink bow. If you get it, you get it. Sorry for ruining your childhood.
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If Fiona hadnt married shrek, wonder who wouldve been her next best suitor. I mean lord farquad just wanted to marry her so he could be king. Not to mention he also threatened to have her locked back in the tower for the rest of her life. Prince charming I think wanted to make her watch shrek die (its been years since Ive watched shrek the third or shrek forever after. Robin Hood seems to have somewhat of an ego
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Okay, here are two more. First is the song in the beginning of this video, please keep off from the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your. face (we all know which word they skipped. The second one is at the end of the first movie when Shrek wants to stop the wedding, before he enters the castle, Donkey asks Shrek do you love that woman? Do you want to hold her? 'Please' her? And Shrek responds with yes
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Shrek and Shrek 2 were on some iconic level shit. Very few movies have the chance at success on sequels. Cant say the same for most recent two films, even though the 3rd is still watchable while 4th is crap. Like this comment if you love OG Shrek and want a Mike Myers comeback! Yeah Babayy!
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In the Shreks spooky stories short, at the beginning Shrek's 3 kids scare off trick or treaters, and Shrek tells them this:
You had a nice grip on that fat kid
Nice work with your teeth
You should work on your timing.

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For number 2, the mirror is like youre disgusting
5: 47-5: 56 when he interjects with payed, its two dirty jokes in one if you think about it
8: 29-8: 43 its possible hes doing both. Who are we to say?

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Ok so in the Sargon scene with donkey, the dragon puts her head down towards his tail and he says: hey hey hey dont do that thats my tail your gonna tear it off. (Btw it was her mouth by his- ya know)
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Not so much a joke but its still a funny reference imo. When puss attacks shrek in the forest, theres a reference to the infamous chestburster scene from Alien where puss erupts from shreks shirt
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Omg does anyone notice the typewriter scene from the movie The Shinning in Shrek 2. From where the mother is reading all work no play repeatedly to where the father (Jack) finally enters the room!
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Omg does anyone notice the typewriter scene from the movie The Shinning in Shrek 2. From where the mother is reading all work no play repeatedly to where the father finally enters the room!
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I watched Shrek 2 the other day when I slept over at my grandmas and I and my grandma didnt notice any of the Shrek 2 adult jokes but now I want to look out for next time I want it
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5: 09 When I was younger I asked my mom about this scene and I said
Momma why was he gonna say?
And she made a face and said Paid! Now I understand what she meant

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I remember in Shrek the Third when Donkey took the blanket off Shrek and he screamed until he regains his composure and told Shrek that he needed to buy a pair of pajamas.
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There was one you missed in Shrek 4, when donkey smelled something, he described it as luscious and tasty. Shrek misunderstood it as Fiona and said hey! That's my wife
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The first two movies had a few jokes with the A word in there. Also note the when you pass, whipe your shoes, wash your. face. Got that as soon as I was old enough.
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I like that dunking a gingerbread man in milk is obviously a reference to iraq era waterboarding, considering the iraq war started after this film was released.
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Robin Hood would be French because he is supposed to be a Barron in the 12th or 13th century and the language of the Upper classes was French not English.
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Love the list. There's also something that Donkey mumbles in part 2 when he's at the fish bowl. Can't completely make it out but ik it's inappropriate
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4: 02 When I hear of those I think of the oils we burn in our defuser not marijuana I love this move when I was younger I knew what the puppets meant
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Do you know the Muffin man
the muffin man! yes I know the muffin man; who lives on Drury Lane
Well shes married to the Muffin Man

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I was a toddler when my sister had this on VHS and was just to dumb to understand these jokes but I understand almost of them now since Im a adult
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The fact he gets a stiffy is something. I thought he was embarrassed of his chest. Reasons why shrek is the best franchise movies ever.
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Lol now I know why my parents laugh at different staff as what I did with Im a aduilt now just turn 18 3 moths ago and get the hidden jokes
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5: 00
Yeah, like when dragon (or Elizabeth) lowers her head and is touching his tail.
That was a inner startling revelation

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Since the amazing sequel of Puss in Boots and a teaser for Shrek 5, I believe DreamWorks have more up in their sleeves
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You completely skipped the beat line in the donkey and dragon bit when he says Hey thats my tail, thats my personal tail.
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I missed White Bronco, but you missed Frog King Dad in Law, which you could have mentioned when you did Farquad.
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I watched the shrek movie when I was like 8, now im 12 and i have to rewatch shrek for all the adult jokes i missed-
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